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List your favorite quotes from the Naked Gun trilogy
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 3:55 pm
Frank: "What can you tell us about the man you saw last night?"
Jane: "He's Caucasian..."
Frank: "Caucasian?"
Jane: "Yeah, you know, a white guy. Mustache. About six-foot-three."
Frank: "That's an awfully big mustache."
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Villain: "You do speak French, don't you, Mr. Drebin?"
Frank: "Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way."
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Frank: "That's the red light district. Why would he be hanging around the red light district for?"
Ed: "Sex, Frank?"
Frank: "Uh... no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do..."
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Villain: "I want the pleasure of kill you myself.
Frank: "The pleasure is all mine!"
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Master of ceremonies: "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you a most special American: Frank Drebin! Tonight, he is being honored for his 1000th drug-dealer killed."
Frank: "Thank you. But in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers."
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Frank to Nordberg's wife: "I promise you that whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest or break for one minute until he's behind bars... Now, let's go grab a bite to eat!"
Leslie Nielson!
Jane: "He's Caucasian..."
Frank: "Caucasian?"
Jane: "Yeah, you know, a white guy. Mustache. About six-foot-three."
Frank: "That's an awfully big mustache."
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Villain: "You do speak French, don't you, Mr. Drebin?"
Frank: "Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way."
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Frank: "That's the red light district. Why would he be hanging around the red light district for?"
Ed: "Sex, Frank?"
Frank: "Uh... no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do..."
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Villain: "I want the pleasure of kill you myself.
Frank: "The pleasure is all mine!"
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Master of ceremonies: "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you a most special American: Frank Drebin! Tonight, he is being honored for his 1000th drug-dealer killed."
Frank: "Thank you. But in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers."
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Frank to Nordberg's wife: "I promise you that whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest or break for one minute until he's behind bars... Now, let's go grab a bite to eat!"
Leslie Nielson!
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Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:17 pm to BradPitt
Nice beaver....
Thanks, i just had it stuffed.
Thanks, i just had it stuffed.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:28 pm to TDTGodfather
Bingo.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:32 pm to BradPitt
Frank Drebin: Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I can't help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nation's hungry.
Raquel Welch: And the winner is...
Frank Drebin: Uh, so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, take those cats, and skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm!
Raquel Welch: Jesus, Phil!
Raquel Welch: And the winner is...
Frank Drebin: Uh, so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, take those cats, and skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm!
Raquel Welch: Jesus, Phil!
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:37 pm to BradPitt
The national anthem frank sings
"Buncha bombs in the air, gave proof in the night that we still had our flag"
"Buncha bombs in the air, gave proof in the night that we still had our flag"
This post was edited on 5/29/12 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:38 pm to BradPitt
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:40 pm to Flair Chops
did you get my letters i sent you?
Frank: no, i tore them all up and burned them without reading them
so you didnt get the 75,000 your uncle left you in his will?
Frank: no, i tore them all up and burned them without reading them
so you didnt get the 75,000 your uncle left you in his will?
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:42 pm to BradPitt
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Wilma Nordberg: Oh... Frank. This is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: ...Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Wilma Nordberg: Oh... Frank. This is terrible!
Ed: Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: ...Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:49 pm to BradPitt
I love it!
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:50 pm to WikiTiger
quote:I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
Message Posted by WikiTiger I love it!
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:51 pm to BradPitt
Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Posted on 5/29/12 at 4:58 pm to WikiTiger
Any fans of the series need to watch them with the Zucker/Abrahams commentaries. They're nearly as funny as the movies. Highlights include talking about some difficulties with Goulet and one of the minor actresses and a debate on whether they should have just ended 33+1/3rd after the first scene.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:00 pm to THRILLHO
I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
I mean at the time I was dating a lot.
I mean at the time I was dating a lot.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:05 pm to Flair Chops
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
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Frank: It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
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Frank: It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press.
This post was edited on 5/29/12 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:07 pm to FairhopeTider
Frank: I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
Ed: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!
Ed: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:42 pm to Flair Chops
I am now going home to watch the 1st one after reading all these quotes.
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:44 pm to BradPitt
Posted on 5/29/12 at 5:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Det. Nordberg: Heroin, Frank! Heroin...
Posted on 5/30/12 at 10:29 am to RonBurgundy
Mayor Brinkley: entering without a search warrant,destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo...what the hell where you doing there in the first place?
This post was edited on 5/30/12 at 10:31 am
Posted on 5/30/12 at 10:39 am to LooseCannon22282
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
Ed: Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
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