Why can't frozen pizzas have properly placed pepperonis?

So you can take them off easier to add more cheese.

lazy people making your pies

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pile in the middle and need to be rearranged

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Kige doesn't...he is a pizza OUTLAW

the hill country fare pizzas FTL. although its really not that hard to rearrange the damn pepperonis.

Because they don't know if you want 6 or 8 slices, so they can't place them strategically to avoid slicing through pepperonis.

It's frozen pizza, and like others have said, it's probably done with a machine, and I'd add frozen, shipped all over the country before it gets to you and thus the pepperonis have become a unit unto themselves.

Try Papa Murphy's next time. MUCH better pizza you can bake yourself and probably relative in price if you compared it by weight and toppings and better in freshness at the very least.