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In honor of Auburn week- the Kenny Irons interview

Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:43 am
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
72037 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:43 am
one of the most insightful, well-spoken, simply brilliant interviews of our time

Enjoy: LINK

Posted by epodekoms
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
122 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:45 am to
lmao he sounds like a 3rd grader
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:48 am to
I play right water
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:50 am to
Dude, thank you. I have tears dripping down onto my keyboard from laughing so hard at that collection of thoughts.

Ranters, you just have to read this to get the full effect, just a single funny paraphrase would not do it justice.

ROFLMAO
Posted by tooshea8
MS
Member since May 2007
2651 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 12:29 pm to
I bet he can do a great rendition of the "I like turtles" kid.
Posted by hammer5365
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
1250 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

They have soft toilet paper and every kind of toilet paper and they are all throwing it at a tree. I was like ‘Why are they throwing all of this toilet paper at a tree?,’ and they told me that they were rolling Toomer’s corner. I asked who is going to clean all of this mess up and they told me that the wind would blow it all away or the rain would wash it down. They said sometimes they have people come clean it up and I said that I wouldn’t want to have to clean up all of this toilet paper.”


Posted by XbengalTiger
212 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
5464 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:53 pm to
yabba-dabba-do
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35756 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by BoudreauxinGA
Member since Aug 2007
944 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:30 pm to
This guY and Jamarcus Russell need to enjoy some "PURPLE DRANK" together, share some fellowship, maybe make a rap album (brotha Kenny could "draw" the cover). Wit the money de make, Kenny could get dat beach house with the 30 foot bed and maybe Shaquille could come visit.

KEEP DRINKIN DAT PURPLE DRINK
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30385 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:30 pm to
And one of the better rivalry hype videos over the years... Quality isn't great though
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:46 pm to
on what he'd do if he one the lottery.

quote:

you can have a lot of go-carts out in front of your house to ride in.”
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31777 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:42 am to
this isn't even the whole thing! where are the parts about him running with the banana and his favorite thing in the world is candy?

never mind i read right over it!
This post was edited on 10/19/11 at 10:44 am
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10309 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:46 am to
THERES NO GOALTENDING IN FOOTBALL.
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:04 am to
Loves him some candy

Ran for 200+ yards against lsu, and they STILL lost

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:21 am to
Europe or Paris
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9236 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:50 am to
OMG, my 12 year old son has more insight on his pinkie finger than this guy.... Seriously, what the hell is his IQ, cant be much higher than his jersey number.... that give not only Auburn, but all college football players reason to hang thier head..
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
Member since Jul 2009
11651 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water.
You think he's aware of the fact that lying is not the same as disguising.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 10/19/11 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

If we were on a deserted island we would probably sit around and think about what he brought up yesterday. He said ‘What if a team was on the 50-yard line and they had to kick a field goal to win the game and you had somebody like Carl Stewart who has a 42-inch vertical? If the team kicks the ball and they are barely going to make it and it is just going to graze inside the goalpost and you have Carl jump up and block it before it gets there, would that be OK? And would they count that? What could they do? That is a really good question because there is no goaltending in football so they couldn’t do anything about it because Carl just jumps up and blocks it.’ Tre is just wild and he is exciting and good to be around so I would bring Tre Smith.”
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