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The Most Interesting Coach in the World

Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:36 am
Posted by Grasshopper
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Dec 2007
951 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:36 am
He speaks a language only he understands.

After running 17 option plays to the short side of the field you have to fight the urge to punch him in the face.

He is the life of football watching parties where people are NOT pulling for his team.

He has a tatoo that says "Jordan Jefferson"

I'm to hung over to continue. What ya got?

Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22794 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 9:37 am to
He once ran the option to the wide side of the field just to see what it felt like.

Other rival fans have a week dedicated to him.
Posted by therocketscientist
too far away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2007
5010 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

He has a tatoo that says "Jordan Jefferson"


that's how committed this relationship really is. Love is irrational sometimes.
Posted by DaStain
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
2118 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:03 pm to


Now that is some funny shiz...
Posted by Tigerinthewoods
In the woods
Member since Oct 2009
1247 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 8:46 pm to
He regularly tortures 92,000 people because he relishes the sound of their collective moans and groans
Posted by SNAKE
Lafayette/Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
705 posts
Posted on 9/26/10 at 10:21 pm to
BOO WHO ?

He is very unselfish ! The boo's sent to him by the fans are forwarded to Jefferson. Then he attacks the fans for sending these boo's to his young player. If only he could work this deception into his offense?!

In the meantime while he and Jefferson are trying to figure out who gets the boo , all the Tiger fans can do is to boo who who !
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:25 am to
Posted by Tigerinthewoods
In the woods
Member since Oct 2009
1247 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 6:25 am to
In order to challenge himself, he prefers to play offense with his defense.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:35 pm to
takes the air out of the ball.

has no need for a 2 minute offense
Posted by DownToFark247
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
218 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 3:46 pm to
I hope this thread never ends....
Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
22375 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 7:02 pm to
He once coached an undefeated team..............

in regulation.

ETA: Didn't see this referenced already
This post was edited on 9/27/10 at 7:08 pm
Posted by stephendomalley
alexandria
Member since Dec 2005
5917 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 8:59 pm to
opposing team's defensive players carry him off the field after the game.
Posted by stephendomalley
alexandria
Member since Dec 2005
5917 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 9:02 pm to
he started a petition to the NCAA to get rid of the quarterback position, so that all Offensive Coordinators would be on a more even playing field.
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 9:43 pm to
He once punked out 93000 people and his second string quarter back just for jollies.
Posted by SenseiBuddy
Ascension Parish
Member since Oct 2005
4445 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 9:47 pm to
well done..keep it up!

Posted by peopleschamp
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
6576 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 10:28 pm to
His "Lesticals" are so magnetic that he is unable to carry credit cards.
Posted by peopleschamp
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
6576 posts
Posted on 9/27/10 at 10:49 pm to
Les is the only NCAA coach who coaches within the boundaries of the former Louisiana Purchase that actually knows shite from Shinola.
Posted by dsbroussard
Lafayette Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
252 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 7:34 am to
He has a damn strong desire for 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th...137th chances.
Posted by haggard79
Member since Jan 2008
530 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 1:04 pm to
While its easy to win the easy way....CLM prefers it the hard way.
Posted by Tigerinthewoods
In the woods
Member since Oct 2009
1247 posts
Posted on 9/28/10 at 1:42 pm to
"I don't always have a want, but when I do, I enjoy a very capable want."
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