You might be a WVU fan if.......

theres a flaming couch in your front yard.

Your indoor furniture used to be someone else's outdoor furniture.

If you honestly believe WVU stands a chance in Death Valley

you're the a-hole of America

You have more than one option in your yard for the "tailgate" car that has to be pushed.

Your momma catches you having sex on the kitchen floor and says "Ellie, keep your brother's balls off the floor. It's cold down there."

this match up is funny because any insult (sans the burning couch) we throw at them they can throw the same one right back at us.

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You might be a WVU fan if.......

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you think espresso means ten items or less OR you think orange peels on a coffee table is potpourri.

I like how the first entry to start this thread is this:

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our outdoor furniture used to be someone else's indoor furniture.

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This makes no sense. Shouldn't that be reversed. If you are going to start a thread about how backwards people are it would help if your joke wasn't backwards.

Oh, and La's electricity is mostly from natural gas, and nuclear (River Bend).

You get down the mountain in a junked refrigerator.