You know you're in a bad bowl when_________________

The last thing you read in it's title before "Bowl" is ".com"

it takes more than three syllables to pronounce the bowl you're in.

It's sponsored by a credit union, a city known as The Truckstop Capital of the World or a hotel chain offering rooms under $19 dollars.

The field doubles as a demolition derby track.

Victoria Secret Bowl

...halftime entertainment is a baby race.


...they are showing an NFL game on the video screen.

your car gets broken into aka Indy or Liberty.

your opponent is tulane

...when the highlight of your tailgate is homemade pies from Strawns.

It is also a sad indicator of how long your team has sucked when you have been to shreveport enough to know what Strawns is.