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Posted on 3/18/09 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by nolatiger92
Member since Apr 2008
721 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 9:34 pm to
"Chapter 2...the next chapter"
Posted by goat
Louisiana
Member since May 2004
4173 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

'I have to pay for the blowjob and the hotel room? What if I hit you from behind wearing the scream mask?'


With the his sister in law in ear shot, on her cell phone, then proceeds to tell her that her cell phone sucks.

Why is this first season on 6 episodes? Is it some sort of test the waters deal? I hope HBO realizes this show kicks the absolute shite out that I love you nonsense and whatever else they have hedged themselves on.




Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39737 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 9:54 pm to
I finally figured it out. Kenny kept reminding me of someone ....and it has been driving me nuts.

He is a less strung out version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. I can see Ricky saying almost anything that comes out of Kenny's mouth.
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21135 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 9:56 pm to
"when did you become a vagina with a mullet?"

and the "pussy itches" line.
Posted by offshoreangler
713, Texas
Member since Jun 2008
22342 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 10:51 pm to
From his motivational tapes-

"It's important, one time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome sum of money and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fricking time they ever had"
This post was edited on 3/18/09 at 10:52 pm
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
10763 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 11:25 pm to
"If you're gonna fight, do it on your own time! In a parking lot! Not in a school, surrounded by books!"


"Why is there blue shite on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?"

and then my favorite part of the entire series (besides the ending of episode 5, of course) was when he did all that coke and went home all fricked up and the fat kid closed his eyes to make him disappear i guess.....and when he opens up...Kenny fricking Powers
This post was edited on 3/18/09 at 11:26 pm
Posted by maburu2
Member since Mar 2008
4715 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 12:22 am to
"I'm just a normal teacher like you. No dreams, no future. Just an average person with awesome hair."
The one from his tape.
"I've got an arm like a cannon, a dick like a..."
And of course, almost every Will Ferrell line, but especially this one:
"This is goddamn amazing. First Kenny Powers comes walking into my showroom, then he.....(pause) woow"
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39737 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 12:26 am to
I'm telling ya. They ripped off Trailer Park Boys.

Kenny is Ricky except Ricky is a little more stoned.



When he went on the rant about the blond kid on his jet ski..... that was classic Ricky. Well, except Ricky would have pawned the jet ski for booze, weed and pepperoni. Maybe lifted a few packs of smokes while at the store.
This post was edited on 3/19/09 at 12:29 am
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60560 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 12:59 am to
"Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless."
Posted by Acreboy
Member since Nov 2005
38568 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 2:50 am to
not even close imo. Rickey is more chill and laid back, not so confrontational. Kenny is all up in your face and very confrontational.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39737 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 2:55 am to
Are you kidding? Ricky was always fighting with Randy, Lahey and treating Trevor and Corey like crap.

They have the exact same intelligence level or lack thereof.

Ode to Rickyisms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs

Posted by LongBonesJones
Member since Oct 2007
1735 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 5:42 am to
quote:

Ricky


That is the first time I've seen that. Pretty funny stuff. Never heard of Trailer Park Boys until this.

Posted by 32BellyOption
Member since Apr 2007
71 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 7:56 am to
"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."
Posted by 32BellyOption
Member since Apr 2007
71 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 7:59 am to
"I play real sports, I'm not trying to be the best at exercising."
Posted by AliveAtTheHiveTiger
LSU Town, USA
Member since Mar 2008
707 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 8:09 am to
Reporter: So kenny how do you like playing in New York?
Kenny: oh, you mean jew york? it's fricking great.

Stevie: So am I really your assistant?
Kenny: That depends. Were you driving the car?

That slutty chick: What the hell is a dental dam?
Kenny: It's like a rubber for your mouth. But don't worry, it's not just for me. You don't know what kind of shite I got either.

"God has blessed me with an arm like a canon, a cock like a burmese python, and a brain like a frickin' scientist"

and of course...

"you're frickin out!"
This post was edited on 3/19/09 at 8:11 am
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60560 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 8:13 am to
Does anyone have the exact quote during his first weight session? I just remember, "I had a coach try to get me to lift weights and I said 'No, that shite is fricking heavy'."
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16519 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 9:59 am to
Work Drugs. Let's hope we see April's tits one day.

LINK

Busted Daytona Stripper.

LINK
This post was edited on 3/19/09 at 10:02 am
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87521 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 10:09 am to
everybody loves the bar b que scene but to me the best scene of the series by far has been the school dance
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35947 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 10:13 am to
"I'm GOIN to Shh BOOMS"
This post was edited on 3/19/09 at 10:14 am
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16519 posts
Posted on 3/19/09 at 10:18 am to
For those of you who haven't seen it.

LINK
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