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Prepare yourself for coronal mass ejection

Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:46 am
Posted by Joe_Dirte
Southwest LA
Member since Feb 2019
655 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:46 am
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An unusually strong solar storm headed toward Earth could produce northern lights in the U.S. and potentially disrupt communications this weekend.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration issued a rare geomagnetic storm watch — the first in nearly 20 years. The watch starts Friday and lasts all weekend.


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NOAA said the sun produced strong solar flares beginning Wednesday, resulting in five outbursts of plasma capable of disrupting satellites in orbit and power grids here on Earth. Each eruption — known as a coronal mass ejection — can contain billions of tons of solar plasma.

NOAA is calling this an unusual event, pointing out that the flares seem to be associated with a sunspot that’s 16 times the diameter of Earth. An extreme geomagnetic storm in 2003 took out power in Sweden and damaged power transformers in South Africa.
The latest storm could produce northern lights as far south in the U.S. as Alabama and Northern California, according to NOAA.


Associated Press
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33624 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:46 am to
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coronal mass ejection


Sounds kinda dirty...
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18440 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:47 am to
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Prepare yourself for coronal mass ejection


That's what Peter North tells the Ho's.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18497 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:47 am to
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coronal mass ejection


Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7120 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:47 am to
I had a coronal mass ejection earlier and it felt fantastic.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1738 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 10:50 am to
When i first read the title i thought you were talking about a shot in the eyeball. I need glasses.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17795 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 11:56 am to
you mean ejuculate
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35334 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 11:57 am to
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coronal mass ejection

HEY NOW!
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2998 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:01 pm to
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An unusually strong solar storm headed toward Earth could produce northern lights in the U.S. and potentially disrupt communications this weekend.


Politicians to blame us by the end of the day
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6001 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by Corriente Kid
Central Texas
Member since Aug 2021
265 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:24 pm to
That's horny talk
Posted by LPLGTiger
Member since May 2013
1527 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:32 pm to
What time during the night is the best to spot this event?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63340 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:40 pm to
I had a dream I was on a plane whose engine caught fire. I'm flying today. Now I have to sweat a CME?

So long, fam.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16034 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 12:53 pm to
I thought this was a “peptides” thread.

Oh, well.
Posted by Liberator
Revelation 20:11
Member since Jul 2020
8827 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 1:42 pm to
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The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration issued a rare geomagnetic storm watch — the first in nearly 20 years...

...The latest storm could produce northern lights as far south in the U.S. as Alabama and Northern California, according to NOAA.


For the love of...

More fear-porn and predictive-programming "science" aka absolute Sci-Fi movie NONSENSE.

If anything, tControllers will be experimenting with their new High-Tech space-toys. Incoming holograms!



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66011 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 1:49 pm to
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Prepare yourself for coronal mass ejection
This will lead to increased anal leakage in Aggieland.
This post was edited on 5/10/24 at 1:50 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20381 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 2:02 pm to
Sounds nasty.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21973 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 2:23 pm to
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NOAA is calling this an unusual event, pointing out that the flares seem to be associated with a sunspot that’s 16 times the diameter of Earth.


Damn, Galaxy Climate Change...we need to do more
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
4130 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 2:25 pm to
Wrong it is caused by driving SUV and fracking.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31337 posts
Posted on 5/10/24 at 5:25 pm to
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An unusually strong solar storm headed toward Earth could produce northern lights in the U.S. and potentially disrupt communications this weekend


This is caused by climate change. WAKE UP PEOPLE.
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