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i really want to know the history between this woman and this chicken

Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:32 pm
Posted by blight
central
Member since Jul 2012
1010 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:32 pm


these two look like they’ve had a scrap or two before. she’s even wearing different pants when the shovel comes into play.

very family guy-esk
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:36 pm to
I like the way she handled that cock
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38954 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:40 pm to
Animal cruelty
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18465 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:42 pm to
Yikes. No need to go that far for a chicken. It’s not like her life was in danger.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2342 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:56 pm to
You aren’t country unless you have been chased by a rooster. With that being said “frick a rooster”. One weekend I was home from college and was walking around our barn to go feed our animals. My dad had this mean arse rooster that would hide whenever he saw you coming and then attack you. Well I knew what to expect so I was carrying a stick. He lunged at me and I swung and caught him right in the head and killed him stone dead. I just turned around and went back in the house and starting boiling water in a pot to clean the rooster. My dad asked why I was boiling water and I told him I killed his rooster. He never batted an eye. Just went back to reading his paper. Lol.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86553 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

guy-esk



Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40732 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 5:58 pm to
Her actions violate my employer’s animal welfare policy.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14310 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:06 pm to
Holy shite I frickin' laughed man!!!
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22279 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54773 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:09 pm to
I have a distant cousin on the trashy side of the family who once trapped a turkey in a 55 gallon drum and beat it to death with a stick.

She was 9.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15739 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:12 pm to
That has to be the spicy chicken
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12487 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 6:46 pm to
She knows her way around an aroused cock.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34819 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:06 pm to
I mean the chicken clearly started it. But just wring its neck and be done with it
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3754 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:07 pm to
I liked the part when she choked the chicken
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25832 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

very family guy-esk



Posted by pnwtiger91
Puyallup WA
Member since Aug 2021
6 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:07 pm to
Make a roux?
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
639 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:33 pm to
Is she the governor of a rectangle state in the northern part of the country?

Asking for my liberal friends.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5609 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:39 pm to
Our rooster got it in his head one day that he hated my wife. From that moment on, if she was in sight he was in attack mode. He was in the pecking order stage, he tried it with me, he got a boot and we've been cool since.

So I tell my wife, you're gonna have to kick his arse and he will back off. Well, my wife isn't super coordinated, he squared up on her and she went to kick him in the chest. She missed and kicked him square in the head, then she did it again, and then one more time.

His arse was stumbling around, his waddle turned white, he was punch drunk.

Hasn't squared up on anyone since though
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3935 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:48 pm to
I love it when she hammer throws that chicken.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11100 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:17 pm to
Who among us hasn’t been attacked by a rooster?
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