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I never realized goatees were so ubiquitous until I watched an LSU baseball game on TV.

Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6606 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:06 pm
They are especially popular in the bleachers. Lots of full beards too, but a crap ton of goatees. Often accompanied by a shaved head and ball cap.

Is the goatee the official facial hair of plant baws?

I’ll give these fellas credit. A lot of them have hot wives. And they produce plenty of children.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3255 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:10 pm to
Gotta be a baw to have it.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112781 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:13 pm to
Goatees, Oakley sunglasses, tattoos, fishing shirt, 40-100lbs overweight
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12671 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:13 pm to
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Is the goatee the official facial hair of plant baws?

Only if you got a cool safety guy who doesn’t freak out and make everyone shave for SCBA training day.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82393 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:14 pm to
They are awful. The crazy thing tho is that two of the coolest guys of our time (Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt) still rock these atrocious things
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58397 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:15 pm to
Goatees are for pansies who can’t grow real beards.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30043 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:16 pm to
The prison pussy.
Posted by Sneauxghost
Member since Sep 2020
1090 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:19 pm to
Has the toilet bowl brush look to it. I give my brother shite about his constantly. Freaking thing is hideous..
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27224 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:27 pm to
Goatees are for guys who want to cover their weak chins but can't grow a full beard.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27504 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 3:38 pm to
I had one as a teen. Now I keep a tom sellick stash with a beard. I purposely trim below the ends of the moustache to highlight the absolute thicker than oatmeal moustache.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5528 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:01 pm to
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ubiquitous


Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79027 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:03 pm to
Colloquially known as “ prison pussy “.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49599 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:03 pm to
Standard travel ball baw equipment
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2667 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 4:17 pm to
Goatees are for fat people. Normal sized men have full beards.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34861 posts
Posted on 4/28/24 at 5:20 pm to
I've been clean-shaven, worn a conventional mustache and a Fu Manchu, and was a long-time beard-wearer, but I've never gone the goatee route. Too damn many of them out there already.
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