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re: Billionaire Peter Thiel financing Olympics on steroids event that allows athletes to dope

Posted on 2/1/24 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13701 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 7:19 pm to
I want to see this. I want us to push the boundaries of human achievement. I want some juice monkey to run a sub 9 100 or high jump 9 feet.

Juicing out in the open with medical supervision and our nutritional and training advancements would be awesome.

But yeah, we’d have to find elite athletes to participate. The billionaires can probably convince them with money.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3708 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 7:27 pm to
Pimple cream manufacturers will pour millions into this!!
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11193 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 7:45 pm to
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allows athletes to dope


Jamaican track team won’t have to change a thing.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3407 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 8:07 pm to
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Jamaican track team won’t have to change a thing.


Seriously.

Also, if you want the real steroids olympics just watch an NBA or NFL game. Drug testing for the good stuff in the NBA is an absolute joke.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76549 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 8:16 pm to
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so this will just be roidheads from Planet Fitness not actual world class athletes.


Roidheads go to Planet Fitness?
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11407 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

They are opening up the Russian Olympic Trials to everyone?


Tally the number of Olympic medals lost by Russia and the USSR combined, compared to the US. They are nearly identical. Cheating at that level is everywhere.
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
1892 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 8:25 pm to
The UFC should do the same thing. Pride FC never tested for PEDs and fights were far more entertaining.
Posted by silkyjohnson
Member since Nov 2006
874 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 9:35 pm to
I’m going to agree with John Witherspoon on this one.
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Posted by Colonel Flagg
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
22817 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 9:44 pm to
Everyone loved baseball in the 90s.
Posted by iHEARTcorndogs
Island of Misfit Corndogs
Member since Oct 2023
1034 posts
Posted on 2/1/24 at 11:45 pm to
You do realize that American athletes have been caught a ton too right?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82162 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 12:22 am to
Peter Thiel and Elon Musk going to save humanity.
This post was edited on 2/2/24 at 2:50 am
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9759 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 6:14 am to
I've been saying this for years. Let's have a doping class for each sport. If a guy can run 60mph, I wanna watch that.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
21381 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 6:27 am to
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You do realize that American athletes have been caught a ton too right?


It was government sponsored in Russia/Soviet Union.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 9:23 am to
Can't wait to see someone on PCP absolutely wreck shop.
Posted by NWHoustonTiger
Cypress, TX
Member since Sep 2010
659 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:00 am to
Brady Anderson, Bret Boone and Luis Gonzalez will coach the USA baseball team in these games.

On a (semi-) serious note, this is totally on-brand for Peter Thiel. Simultaneously a genius and a bat$hit whacko. He's a cross between a minor Bond villain and a Mike Judge character.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119440 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 10:02 am to
So the Russians will now win everything legit?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10998 posts
Posted on 2/2/24 at 2:48 pm to
Might be kinda cool to see some dude run a 100 meters in 7.5 seconds and then watch his heart explode out of his chest…
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13701 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 11:04 am to
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The UFC should do the same thing.


This might lead to deaths.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18047 posts
Posted on 2/5/24 at 12:28 pm to
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It was government sponsored in Russia/Soviet Union.

Do we consider united states postal service cycling US government sponsored? If yes, I have terrible news
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