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It is estimated that Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:22 pm
So… traveling at 650 miles per second would create such an enormous friction, that Santa and his reindeers would burst into flames. You understand? Like the meteor entering the atmosphere.
This is a scientific fact.
This is a scientific fact.
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 9:30 pm
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:23 pm to Slippy
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:25 pm to Slippy
“Fact”. Most overused word in the last few years. Most of the time it’s false. Now “Santa”, I think your on to something there
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:27 pm to Slippy
Must be carrying your mom to be that heavy?
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:28 pm to Slippy
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:30 pm to Slippy
lol I watched this earlier
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:34 pm to Slippy
quote:
his reindeers would burst into flames
He'd also need about 354,000 reindeer to pull the sleigh.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:36 pm to Slippy
He's magic, dummy.
Plus he can skip basically the entire Middle East. Do your calculations factor that in, smart guy?
Plus he can skip basically the entire Middle East. Do your calculations factor that in, smart guy?
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:42 pm to Slippy
Jet fuel cant burn steel
This is a scientific fact
This is a scientific fact
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:43 pm to Slippy
gchvjkbklnl
This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:44 pm to Slippy
frick your facts.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:46 pm to Slippy
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:48 pm to Slippy
It's magic, bro.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:51 pm to Slippy
That is not how magic works.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:51 pm to GRTiger
quote:
Plus he can skip basically the entire Middle East. Do your calculations factor that in, smart guy?
He also already hit some of Europe on the 6th.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:52 pm to Slippy
This is gonna spread CWD worldwide now. Santa is going to be feeding the naughty list kids to the zombie reindeer this time next year.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:54 pm to Bestbank Tiger
It all checks out if you just crunch the numbers. OP is a loser and doesn't know shite.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:56 pm to Slippy
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Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons
How much less would it weigh if his elves didn’t wrap all the presents?
Everyone knows they do. Every. One.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 9:59 pm to Slippy
That's bravo sierra .... everyone knows that there is a black hole in Santa's bag that allows him to reach through and grab a gift, as needed, from another universe in a different dimension where the North Pole actually exists.
Thus ... sleigh weight is relative, subjective and completely dependent upon the space time continuum as the package is being pulled into this universe as his sleigh is passing over a given home where g0od children reside.
Thus ... sleigh weight is relative, subjective and completely dependent upon the space time continuum as the package is being pulled into this universe as his sleigh is passing over a given home where g0od children reside.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:05 pm to Slippy
Pablo Escobar would laugh at these numbers. The CIA & DEA even laugh more at what they traffic in…
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