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re: Best tips for getting a girl to break up with you

Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:11 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26697 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:11 am to
Don’t shower
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16947 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:11 am to
Ask her to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
878 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:16 am to

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:18 am to
Doo doo on her neck.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3814 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:19 am to
What a Gen Z thread.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27722 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:20 am to
Knew a guy who slept with a girl's stepmother . Girl found out, confronted him and stepmother. He fessed up hoping she would say she never wanted to see him again. 3 days later she shows up drunk and they end up sleeping together again. She kept coming back.


Then the stepmother started calling

It all backfired on him.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:21 am to
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She kept coming back.


Then the stepmother started calling

It all backfired on him.


Did it tho?
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5105 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:22 am to
Ask her to wave, then grab that wavy fat under the arm and shake your head.

Oh and ask about her cankles constantly.
This post was edited on 9/24/23 at 10:23 am
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:22 am to
Solve her problems when she complains about them to you.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22635 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:23 am to
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Tell her you are taking a 2 week guys Trip to Bankok or Amsterdam


Or just take a 2 week trip to Bankok or Amsterdam
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29163 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:23 am to
Either sleep with her sister or mom, or be a man and break up with her if you're miserable.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6870 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:23 am to
Best I got is to be a mf man and break it off yourself! Women do shyt to try and push men away when they’re done with the relationship. Not the other way around.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30244 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:26 am to
Bang her best friend
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1398 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:27 am to
Tell her you got an STD from a male prostitute who was Portuguese or some kinda Spanish…
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Best tips for getting a girl to break up with you
buy her a Peleton
Posted by tlsu15
Capital of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
10048 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:28 am to
Talk about the 2020 election nonstop
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:29 am to
stop playing games
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36708 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:32 am to
Geez
Posted by Burt Orangello
DFW
Member since Sep 2023
638 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:35 am to
Be honest with her and tell her why you're no longer interested.

Since women are incapable of admitting fault or accepting responsibility for negative outcomes, she'll spin it around to where it's your fault and "she broke up with you."

Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2637 posts
Posted on 9/24/23 at 10:40 am to
Start smoking
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