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re: Anyone have a bidet? (UPDATE)

Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by HarryDoyle
Mississippi
Member since Jul 2022
126 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Bidets are a weird trend that people are trying to adopt from Europe bc it makes them feel good about themselves. Real men just wipe and go


Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7016 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:42 pm to
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You’ve never used a bidet, have you?

you ever bleach your butthole bc thats what a bidet is to men
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7016 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

You're wrong

this is a fad and you know it
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62615 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 9:46 pm to
Bidet’s are great, helped weather the toilet paper crisis of 2020, and just have that clean feeling that is a game changer
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41241 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:01 pm to
The OT talked me into one. Great investment.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3564 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:05 pm to
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you need an electrical outlet near your toilet.


Well, there goes my chance. I didnt realize they have to have an electrical source. bummer. Really was convinced to get one.
Posted by RT1980
Member since Sep 2020
183 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:08 pm to
Luxe neo 185, no electrical
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22051 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:09 pm to
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Well, there goes my chance. I didnt realize they have to have an electrical source. bummer. Really was convinced to get one.

I have since learned that you only need an electrical source if you want it to squirt warm/hot water.
Posted by Crimson1L
Fairhope
Member since Nov 2015
168 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:10 pm to
Toto Washlet was a game changer in my house. Cut my paper bill down by more than half and has already paid for itself.

***I’ll intentionally hold it now until I get home (if I can).
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9434 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:26 pm to
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one sitting in the box that ive been too lazy to install

Mine has been sitting on my bedroom floor in its box for a year and a half.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14998 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:33 pm to
I put one on my wife’s toilet and tried it. It’s OK and all but I don’t see how you can not still wipe your arse with some toilet paper. You people must be conditioned to having skidmarks in your drawers. I find that wet wipes do a much better job. But then again I eat so clean when I go I really don’t need to wipe but I do anyway.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30066 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:37 pm to
Yes. I’m not a caveman.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6315 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:38 pm to
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But then again I eat so clean when I go I really don’t need to wipe but I do anyway.


quote:

wallowinit


Alrighty then.
Posted by whichyalnoaboutseven
Metairie
Member since Dec 2009
2030 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:39 pm to
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I have since learned that you only need an electrical source if you want it to squirt warm/hot water.


You can live in south Louisiana if you want it to squirt warm water without an electrical source. My $35 one has been doing this naturally since early June lol
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 10:41 pm
Posted by SUG
Member since Nov 2015
511 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 10:41 pm to
I had one for short time and returned.. I do my business before a morning shower which has a fancy handheld wand which seems better
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5176 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 11:38 pm to
Everytime I hear the word bidet I think of that scene in Crocodile Dundee or Japanese girls.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:36 am to
I had to get one from having C-diff for a few months from all the antibiotics I was taking. And you are correct South Park is 100% correct
Posted by Joe D Grinder
Member since Jun 2014
832 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:44 am to
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I don’t see how you can not still wipe your arse with some toilet paper

I went to Japan and it was during the winter. Warm water and a seat warmer was a game changer, so I went home got a Toto toilet and Toto washlet with all the bells and whistles. With that said, after I use the water, I then use the dryer, and then I still do a courtesy check with TP. There's times you don't get it all and I'd rather make sure. It does suck when I'm away for vacation for a couple weeks, my arse gets sore from only wiping. I miss my Toto
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 1:46 am
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
66405 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:46 am to
greatest purchase next to the dishwasher
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39890 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:49 am to
I had two installed in our new house, one in the master and one in a common half bath. I used Washlet Smart Toilet. It requires power. It opens automatically, pre-sprays the bowl to avoid cling-ons, and flushes and closes automatically. It has a remote control you can mount on the wall. Excellent product.
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