re: Anyone have a bidet? (UPDATE)

That’s horrible advice. You need more fiber.


As many others have said, bidets are life changing and

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are life changing and

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and what??!!

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you ever bleach your butthole bc thats what a bidet is to men

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Nah, baw. But you keep keeping the gay away by touching your a-hole with paper instead of spraying it with water

Yep. I used to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet. Not anymore.

For those that have gotten one, how did get an outlet by the toilet? We have one but it’s on the opposite wall from the toilet.

Best advice I've ever received from the OT.

Bidet changed my life.

There is nothing like getting a deep cleaning on your balloon knot and gooch after pinching a loaf.

After coming indoors from weather like this...my God, it's awesome.

Being forced to crap in one of the non-bidet toilets in my house is torture. I don’t remember how I lived with that arse-itch back in the day.

But I can assure you, you want to squirt warm water.

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this is a fad and you know it

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Fad or not, my bidet changed my life. No more hemorrhoids, no more itchy arse, no more running out of toilet paper. I too was hesitant the first time I used one, thinking it had to be for the gays, but I was wrong. Now when I go somewhere and have to shite without one, I feel like a caveman. Mine has a spray setting for normal shits, and a jet setting for that stay behind mud. Jet mode tickles your prostate a little