What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Passing a bad check, then sticking around till the cops showed up, while being high as frick, then resisting arrest till you OD.

My cousin died trying to suck his own dick. My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Balls resting on his lips.

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and remembered how 2 Texas guys died trying to jump an 80 foot drawbridge

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I remember when that happened.

Did they ever release a narcotic report because those dudes had to be high or drunk AF

Surf board fin cutting some dudes ephemeral artery

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Had a friend’s father, 50ish and in good health, wake up in the middle of the night. As he was getting out of bed, assuming to use the bathroom, he slipped and hit his head on his nightstand and died the following day. Freak accident.

That dude from a while back in Europe that electrocuted himself with a sex toy, that was plugged into the wall, stuck up his butt.

The idiot tik toc challenge of people jumping out of a moving boat.

Friend of mine decided to stand up in a moving truck and take a piss out the back or side of said moving truck on the highway. Needless to say, he fell out and was killed. Another friend decided to rob a small town pharmacy. Cops showed up and he fled. Thought he got away until they found his body a week later in the lake he had decided to hide in. Unfortunately, I've got more instances than i have time to list.

I know of a woman who overdosed on Milk of Magnesia. She was already in bad health by allegedly, she took so much it killed her.

100 percent true story.

Bought a house in May 2020 from an elderly couple (both in their late 80s). He was a master carpenter and gardener. He passed away before closing.

Fast forward to April 2021. My MIL is home alone in her downstairs apt. Goes upstairs to take a walk. Opens the front door, and there's the previous owner face down in a pool of her own blood at the front door.

Apparently, she had come by to pick some flowers to place at her husband's grave (which we had told her she was more than welcome to do). As she approached the front door, she tripped, stumbled, slipped or just plain lost her balance. She did a header into the front door, split her head open like a coconut and died on our front porch.

My MIL was traumatized for weeks.