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Posted on 6/27/23 at 8:56 am to VolsOut4Harambe
"Let's not go down that rabbit hole."
"You guys really knocked it out of the park."
"We're in it to win it!"
"Diversity is our strength."
"T. Tiger, am I boring you?"
"You guys really knocked it out of the park."
"We're in it to win it!"
"Diversity is our strength."
"T. Tiger, am I boring you?"
Posted on 6/27/23 at 8:58 am to Potchafa
I’ve been with the same company for 11 years. It’s a fortune 5 and the ultimate corporate BS culture
Our big ones:
Let’s double click on that
We’re having heartburn on that one
We have a call every Monday to go through all our Headwinds and Tailwinds
Kill me
Our big ones:
Let’s double click on that
We’re having heartburn on that one
We have a call every Monday to go through all our Headwinds and Tailwinds
Kill me
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:02 am to ConfusedHawgInMO
quote:
Another arrow for the quiver
If someone said this in my presence at work id calmly walk over and punch them in the face
Then I’d get arrested, charged with assault and possibly do time but it would be worth it
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:03 am to carhartt
quote:
Starting an email with “Team”.
Ours is "squad"
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:06 am to VADawg
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Conference Call Bingo
quote:
"Can you see my screen?"
The amount of people who participate in these regularly and still don't know how to immediately share their screen or put their slideshow into presentation mode is maddening.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:06 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Can't stop dancing with the gorilla till the gorilla is done.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:13 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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This post was edited on 6/27/23 at 11:35 am
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:19 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Everything involves a “Drill down.”
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
The only thing I know is "If I can afford for you to be on vacation for longer than a week, I probably don't need you."
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:22 am to VolsOut4Harambe
These are somewhat dated but they still irritate me :
“The light just came on”
“We need to shift the paradigm”
“We need to get the chicken glaze out of our eyes”
“The light just came on”
“We need to shift the paradigm”
“We need to get the chicken glaze out of our eyes”
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:36 am to VolsOut4Harambe
"all hands on deck"
"We need to get a more granular view of this situation"
"We need to get a more granular view of this situation"
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:42 am to bushwacker
quote:
bandwidth is the newest annoying one.
That is an oldie for us, glad it didn't stick around long.
We use full plate or room on your plate instead, my all time fave is Bio Break.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:43 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Thankfully I work for a small family owned company, so its mostly "Where's my fricking proposal," or "can you pull your head out of your arse for a moment and do your job?"
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:46 am to VolsOut4Harambe
We have a dumbass lady who can't get through a single meeting without asking "What is the cadence on that?" at least 3-5 times. Seriously thinking of paying another lady big bucks to beat that woman's arse to a cadence she would understand.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:46 am to VolsOut4Harambe
A brand new one I’m hearing is “recipe card.” As far as I can tell, it means a bulleted list.
Outlook should autocorrect “my understanding is” with “I don’t know but I think”.
Outlook should autocorrect “my understanding is” with “I don’t know but I think”.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:47 am to boxcarbarney
Yall hiring?
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:49 am to VolsOut4Harambe
"Need you to run some laps on this for my meeting"
meaning: Developer needs me to provide a market analysis with some good comps so we can increase our loan amount with the bank.
meaning: Developer needs me to provide a market analysis with some good comps so we can increase our loan amount with the bank.
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:50 am to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
euphemisms
ETA
quote:
eu·phe·mism
noun
a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.
"Workforce optimization" is a corporate euphemism for "layoff".
This post was edited on 6/27/23 at 9:56 am
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Evolve and elevate.
You would think after Horseface marketing woman lost billions at Butt Light that these 2 words would be avoided at meetings. Nope.
You would think after Horseface marketing woman lost billions at Butt Light that these 2 words would be avoided at meetings. Nope.
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