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Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:29 pm to GAFF
My grandparents had goats. Goats are dumb as hell but they’ll eat every plant they can get at. Don’t skimp on fencing because goats aren’t going to stay where you want.
Billy goats are pure assholes. Their highest goals are to get lady goats pregnant and knock the shite out of you, and not necessarily in that order. Keep your head on a swivel when one can get to you.
Billy goats are pure assholes. Their highest goals are to get lady goats pregnant and knock the shite out of you, and not necessarily in that order. Keep your head on a swivel when one can get to you.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:31 pm to GAFF
Procure land
Acquire goats
Invite chicks over for goat yoga
Enjoy
Acquire goats
Invite chicks over for goat yoga
Enjoy
This post was edited on 6/18/23 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:35 pm to Twenty 49
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Talk to your local cooperative extension service office. Free advice and information, and they can probably put you in touch with other goat folks in your area.
This. You should have a county USDA office, they are your best resource especially if you are looking for a tax break. They have funds for fencing, running a water line, etc.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:41 pm to dtmb
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Billy goats are pure a-holes. Their highest goals are to get lady goats pregnant and knock the shite out of you, and not necessarily in that order. Keep your head on a swivel when one can get to you.
Sell the males for meat before they reach maturity
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:43 pm to molsusports
quote:not a thing better in this world than a whole roasted young goat
Eat the males for meat before they reach maturity
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:50 pm to GAFF
Fencing is paramount.
Become friends with your local veterinarian, as goats are susceptible to many ailments and diseases. Their health can go downhill quick too. If you think one is “off”, don’t delay.
Yes, they’ll eat just about anything, but they can also be very picky. You will need to supplement their intake with a small amount of grain.
Become friends with your local veterinarian, as goats are susceptible to many ailments and diseases. Their health can go downhill quick too. If you think one is “off”, don’t delay.
Yes, they’ll eat just about anything, but they can also be very picky. You will need to supplement their intake with a small amount of grain.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 5:56 pm to GAFF
Get a crew of donkeys to be the muscle.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:11 pm to GAFF
Have a child with Tom Brady to begin your farming.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:13 pm to GAFF
Talk to local UDSA Office
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:14 pm to GAFF
Jesus was a shepherd
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:21 pm to LoneStar23
Also look at the YouTube channel "the shepherdess".
I started watching it heavily a while back when I was looking at goats
I started watching it heavily a while back when I was looking at goats
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:24 pm to GAFF
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Talk To Me About Goat Farming
You farm one goat and you are a goat farmer for life...
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:26 pm to sqerty
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Sheep > goats. Goats will fight you.
sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:29 pm to GEAUXT
Well done, sir.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:37 pm to GAFF
Cash money
Sell some kids/younger ones to the local Hispanic population.
Sell some kids/younger ones to the local Hispanic population.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:42 pm to GAFF
You need protection from predators. Hogwire is a good option for fencing. There is money if you have dairy goats. The cheese can be a nice cottage industry.
Posted on 6/18/23 at 6:56 pm to GAFF
Ricky Carmichael's private training facility?
Posted on 6/18/23 at 7:05 pm to GAFF
Goats are mean assholes. Sorry, Aspy
Posted on 6/18/23 at 8:22 pm to GAFF
Goats are looking for a place to die the minute they are born.
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