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re: What is your technique to win a fist fight?

Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:43 pm to
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My face is too valuable to let one of y’all touch it


Ah, gay pornstar eh? Pitcher or catcher?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39617 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 4:59 pm to
Fight little dudes and old men.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78943 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:01 pm to
I distract them by tipping over their route 44 diet cherry limeaid, and then hit them with a king fu knee kick. Then I abscond with their foot long chili dog and tots.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2916 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:05 pm to
Throat and knees
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18503 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:09 pm to
Punch first.
Punch hard.
Punch fast.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21564 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14260 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:12 pm to
shite talk them into striking or walking away.

Rabbit punch to the solar plexus.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9762 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:16 pm to
I’m 42. I haven’t been in a fist fight in probably 25 years. I just avoid confrontation.
Maybe one day It’ll be unavoidable if someone comes at my wife and kids the wrong way and I like to think I’d be able to hold my own if I can get my hits in before I throw my back out.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/11/23 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20887 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 5:40 pm to
Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1246 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 6:39 pm to
First order of business is to form a fist, make direct connect with the Canadian’s nuts in a CRUSHING manner, then spit in his mouth.

Anything else is lagniappe.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 6:40 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45848 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

2. If entirely unavoidable, nothing is off the table until the a-hole is subdued. I will 100% fight "dirty." frick pride.

This. Push forward. Go straight for the eyeballs.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:27 pm to
Show them my boobs.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45195 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:31 pm to
At 54 years old I don't have time for that shite. But if I am cornered and have no choice I am going to try my best to kill that MFer. I am cracking a skull with whatever is within reach.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 7:31 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:33 pm to
Hadoken
Posted by Paco_taco
Dallas, Tx
Member since Apr 2012
1362 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:40 pm to
1. Walk away.
2 if that doesn’t work; grab pull twist grab.
3. Stomp the grape.
Posted by jagrays
Member since Sep 2017
151 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:43 pm to
take it to the ground if I have no other option.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10483 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

I'm not getting in a fight. No person is worth me going to jail


This, plus the lawsuit that usually comes with it. At 50 years old and half of that in some type of martial art/boxing/MT training, maybe the greatest skill set I have picked up besides situational awareness is just walking or running away.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 8:08 pm to
Street fight
- give them first punch & block
- act like they hit you, bend down grab dirt.
- throw in their face and when they are distracted pound their face in.

Ring
If it a heavy weight tire them out.

If it is a lightweight block and wait for a solid opening to punch.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64763 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 8:22 pm to
I’m over 50 with a bad heart, artificial mitral valve and I take enough Coumadin to kill a horse. Fist fights are not an option. If it came down to it and I had no other choice, I’d have to shoot them.
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