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re: The Vatican allegedly has a time machine

Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by Usual Suspect
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:07 pm to
Where’s Robert Langdon to find out the truth when you need him?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10635 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:11 pm to
the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”
—just like the Mormons and their mysterious golden plates
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:12 pm to
A device that can peer back through time and space would change the world, and not because it could prove the past: it would allow unfettered spying on everyone in the world at any moment, including one second ago. Isaac Asimov wrote a short story on the subject over half a century ago:

The Dead Past - Wiki
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:14 pm to
This sounds more LDS or scientology than catholic.
Posted by Most Points Win
New Orleans
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:14 pm to
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And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh


They went back in time to diddle kids.

Just assumed no one would find their Time Machine (or all the emotional scar tissue) that they left behind
Posted by Highthoughts
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:15 pm to
Similar but I don’t think the Mormons have consolidated power for quite as long.
Posted by USMEagles
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:16 pm to
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They went back in time to diddle kids.


"Enterprising pit bull invents time machine to bite medieval children"
Posted by hellsu
Northshore via Westbank
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:17 pm to
I believe this is the same Priest mentioned in a documentary on the BBC several years ago. Supposedly he had some kind of rigged up radio receiver that he claimed his deceased father had spoken to him and called him by his childhood nick name which he claimed convinced him that it was his father. Apparently their were some witnesses to the event and the priest was well respected by his community.
Posted by Warfox
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:19 pm to
I have also heard scuttlebutt about a Time Machine discovered in the tunnels under Egypt.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:20 pm to
Time travel without a flux capacitor?

:idontbelieveyou:
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:21 pm to
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Made of cathode rays, antennae, and metals that received sound and light signals


Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:26 pm to
I saw a video on this. It’s not a Time Machine, but a machine that allows you to observe any point in history, kinda like Walter’s device where he could see into the alternate universe. It has to be real. I saw it on Fringe. I’m sure the Vatican stole their machine from an observer.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:33 pm to
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I saw a video on this. It’s not a Time Machine

No kidding, it's one of these:



They think that just because they can watch reruns of I Dream of Jeannie, they're looking into the past.

Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22523 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:37 pm to
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Sounds the device only gives you ability to see past events as they unfolded


How would you know that’s what you are seeing?
Posted by toesinthesand
One Particular Harbour
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:59 pm to
Sounds familiar

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30504 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 4:40 pm to
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I’m sure that’s the first thing they did. Think how bad it must have been before they went back.
Should have gone back and castrated them in lieu of circumcising them. Or just bash in their heads with a hammer.
Posted by OLDBEACHCOMBER
Member since Jan 2004
7196 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:05 pm to
See into the past other manipulate the past.
If it actually works.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:08 pm to
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The Vatican allegedly has a time machine


Hot Tub?
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:16 pm to
I don’t think the first one was a hot tub.

The second one was a group of guys going on a ski trip found a hot tub Time Machine.

The first one was a phone booth and some kids Bill and Ted invented the machine.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11433 posts
Posted on 12/23/22 at 5:24 pm to
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The machine, therefore, could validate the teachings of the Bible, simply by providing a firsthand look into the past



Then why haven't they done it?
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