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The Vatican allegedly has a time machine
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:44 pm
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The Chronovisor is said to be a device that gives the user the ability to see through time. Though the existence of the Chronovisor has never been proven, a 2002 book by Vatican priest Father François Brune says otherwise.
According to Brune, the Chronovisor was developed by Father Pellegrino Ernetti, a Benedictine monk. Ernetti allegedly kept the device secret until the early 1960s when he confided in Brune and told him that 12 scientists, including famed physicist Enrico Fermi and former Nazi scientist Wernher von Braun, helped him to build it.
Made of cathode rays, antennae, and metals that received sound and light signals on all wavelengths, the Chronovisor purportedly allowed the team of scientists to document events of the past, including the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. The machine, therefore, could validate the teachings of the Bible, simply by providing a firsthand look into the past.
This post was edited on 12/23/22 at 3:00 pm
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Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:45 pm to Jim Rockford
And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:45 pm to Jim Rockford
I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:46 pm to Jim Rockford
This sounds like the plot of a scyfy channel original movie.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:46 pm to Jim Rockford
“Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:47 pm to Jim Rockford
The flat earth guy will be here shortly to tell us this is real.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:48 pm to STLDawg
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This sounds like the plot of a scyfy channel original movie.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Papal Bull
shite
shite
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:51 pm to Jim Rockford
So , this thing follows Terminator and Time Cop rules, right? Can only look backwards? Cause I’d love to have a copy of the WSJ for Tuesday January 2 , 2024.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:51 pm to Costanza
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And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh.
I’m sure that’s the first thing they did. Think how bad it must have been before they went back.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:52 pm to Highthoughts
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“Hey guys, we’ve invented a device that allows us to prove the events that we have used to consolidate power over the last millennia. You can’t see it or use it, though. You’ll just have to trust us.”
That's pretty much it
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:52 pm to Jim Rockford
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed.
It’s actually just a cardboard box and I wrote “Time Machine” on the side of it.
It’s actually just a cardboard box and I wrote “Time Machine” on the side of it.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:54 pm to Costanza
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And they didn’t bother to go back in time to stop the priests diddling kids? Huh.
Sounds the device only gives you ability to see past events as they unfolded.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Nice. Can I use it to peer through the looking glass at Paula Patton taking a shower?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:58 pm to Jim Rockford
Your link is to a reply page 
Posted on 12/23/22 at 2:58 pm to Jim Rockford
Got a "working" link to that?
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:00 pm to LookSquirrel
fixed now.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:04 pm to lsubatman1
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I went to the Vatican over the summer. I didn't see any time machine's but did get screamed at and told to leave for taking pictures of the Sistine Chapel. Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
That reminds me of a Justin Wilson joke I heard this week. LSU fan friend of his always goes to Tiger stadium with two tickets, so when he gets thrown out, he can walk back in.
Posted on 12/23/22 at 3:05 pm to lsubatman1
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Joke was on them because I walked out and went right back through the museum and into the chapel again.
Was it really? Maybe they used the Time Machine to scream at you
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