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re: Random things that make you realize you’re getting old
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:22 am to TulaneFan
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:22 am to TulaneFan
Can’t get rigid no matter how much porn and rubbing
Diaper chafing inner thighs when waking
Have to pull the catheter before a date just in case she wants to check the hardware
Sponge bath instead of shower
Finally able to discuss the alter boy incident without anxiety fear anger or rectal bleeding
Diaper chafing inner thighs when waking
Have to pull the catheter before a date just in case she wants to check the hardware
Sponge bath instead of shower
Finally able to discuss the alter boy incident without anxiety fear anger or rectal bleeding
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Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:22 am to TulaneFan
1. Being attracted to 25 year old women but then learning that they are only 19 years old.
2. Saying goodbye to all of my relatives that I loved and admired as a kid.
3. Getting up out of bed and feel my shoulders hurting.
2. Saying goodbye to all of my relatives that I loved and admired as a kid.
3. Getting up out of bed and feel my shoulders hurting.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:25 am to TulaneFan
When my 30 year old co-workers say "yes sir" to me.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:42 am to TulaneFan
Intentionally going to bed early so I can wake up earlier to enjoy a nice cup of coffee in peace
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:44 am to TulaneFan
When it becomes common to encounter coworkers who were not even born when you were hired.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:47 am to Klingler7
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1. Being attracted to 25 year old women but then learning that they are only 19 years old.
I’m glad I’m married because I’ve hit the age where females from the age of 16-26 all look the same age. I ran into a new hire last week who looked no more than 14 or 15 years old. I thought someone had brought their daughter to the office.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:53 am to TulaneFan
When I see the sign up date of posters in the last 3-5 years.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:54 am to Willie Stroker
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When Tom Brady retires will be another NFL end of an era event .
Cannot wait until he retires, but at the same time the realization that once he retires, I will now be older than every player in the league (and close to 1/3rd of the HCs)
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:55 am to TulaneFan
I now look forward to Sunday afternoon naps
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:56 am to TulaneFan
The dumber the joke the more I enjoy telling it.
This post was edited on 12/19/22 at 11:20 am
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:56 am to Darth_Vader
One thing that's really hit home for me this year is the number of people that I grew up with that have died, several in 2022.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:56 am to TulaneFan
when I look in the mirror and see a grey beard staring back at me
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:57 am to TulaneFan
If I sit or lay wrong my back can hurt.
I feel like I need sunglasses to drive at night.
I have friends with grandkids now.
I feel like I need sunglasses to drive at night.
I have friends with grandkids now.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:58 am to Tbonepatron
I hate cap, no cap lol. Hate
Posted on 12/19/22 at 8:59 am to TulaneFan
It’s not uncommon, but I can not predict what days I will be able to read print. Some days in decent light, it is fine. Others, I need readers I can’t find
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:02 am to Cajun Tifoso
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What Lewis Black says about time moving faster as you grow old is absolutely true.
Oh Lawt.. I wish I had the time to get into a conversation with a young newlywed about this very subject..
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:03 am to caliegeaux
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when the girl cutting my hair starts trimming my earlobes.
I pay five bucks to get mine waxed.
She wants to do my nose hairs but I told her no damn way. The good Lord put them there for a reason so no hot wax up the nostrils for me.Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:03 am to tigerfoot
When famous people die it makes me realize how old I am…Mike Leach was only 5 years older than me…really hit me hard for some reason
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:08 am to Salmon
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when I look in the mirror and see a grey beard staring back at me
As a woman told me about 25 years ago about getting gray headed making you feel older - it's when the hairs on your crotch start turning gray is when you know you are getting on up in years.
Posted on 12/19/22 at 9:15 am to TulaneFan
Taking longer than usual to get over a sprained ankle. All new music sounds terrible. I asked my 20 year old niece what kind of clothes she wanted for Christmas, and she responded "anything cottage core" I don't know what the frick that is.
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