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Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:40 am to sonoma8
quote:
What do you call a cow with no legs…
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:59 am to Bamafig
Why is 7 the scariest number?
Because 7 8 9
Because 7 8 9
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:00 am to Bamafig
Did you hear about the cornmeal from Alabama?
It’s in bread.
It’s in bread.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:02 am to Bamafig
What do you call a person who keeps chickens for a living?
A chicken tender
A chicken tender
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:03 am to Bamafig
What did one nut say to the other nut?
Why do we have to hang, Dick did the shooting/
Why do we have to hang, Dick did the shooting/
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:05 am to Bamafig
What did the right leg say to the left leg? Shorty's growing a beard!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:06 am to Bamafig
Wanna hear a joke about vegetables? I would tell you but it’s corny.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:08 am to Bamafig
A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:15 am to Hogwarts
What’s Mario’s favorite outfit?
Denim denim denim
Denim denim denim
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:39 am to Bamafig
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
A stick
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:42 am to Bamafig
What does Snoop Dog wash his clothes with?
BLEEEOTCH
BLEEEOTCH
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:45 am to Bamafig
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that’s a hardware issue.
None, that’s a hardware issue.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:47 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
I once went to a concert for $0.45.
It was 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
It was 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:48 am to WhuckFistle
quote:
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent
I like that one.
One of my favorites as a kid was:
If you're an American going into the bathroom and an American coming out, what are you inside the bathroom?
European.
quote:
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
That's also always been one of my favorites.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 9:37 am
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:17 am to CocomoLSU
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other sides.
To get to the other sides.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:23 am to Bamafig
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face!
Poke her face!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:33 am to Bamafig
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas!
The same thing Arkansas!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:39 am to GEAUXBS
I used to know a great joke about Jonestown but the punchline was too long
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