Gotta give props to Orgeron about this…..

All depends on the per capita number of blonde skanks in Tuscaloosa.

I'm gonna tell a parting story about O and I have gotten to know him a bit the past few years, especially since the mid-life crisis fully manifested. I agree, it is going to be very difficult for him to stay away from the kids very long. Simple solution for him is a volunteer assignment for the time-being but back to the funnyish story that led me to this topic.

Anyway, back in late November, O sold the Suburban (Or maybe the ex got it, I dunno...) and bought a brand-fricking new tricked very 6 figure black Mercedes. He stopped at Be-Quik on Perkins for gas one night and I just happened to be pulling up at the same time. Anyway, he must have just been topping off because he locked the gas pump on pump, then went into the store for his everyday slim jim fix. So, I'm pumping my gas and I hear gas spilling all over the place on his side of the pump. Gas was flying out the side of his brand new Merc. So I step around and click it off. Gas all down the side of the car and everywhere on the ground. So I go into the store and tell him wtf he just did. He just shook it off and went about his business, whatever that might be now.

I’m sure there’s a clause in his buy out.

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“It will never happen. Never happen!,” an emphatic Orgeron told WGNO Sports Director Ed Daniels about taking a coaching position under Saban, who himself led the LSU to a national title in 2003. “That will never happen with Ed Orgeron, I promise." you

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I'm not taking a job on Saban's staff either. Because just like with Orgeron he won't be calling me.

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“That will never happen with Ed Orgeron, I promise you.”

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fearing he might join Nick Saban’s staff and recruit Louisiana to Alabama

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Saban seems to be doing pretty well in LA without O

Great to hear. Ed would never lie about anything. One thing he showed us all is he’s a man of the highest character and truly loves LSU

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he might join Nick Saban’s staff and recruit Louisiana to Alabama. “It will never happen. Never happen!,” an emphatic Orgeron told

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Because Nick would never hire him.

As if he is a man of his word!!

Let him go to Miami or LA, they’ll humor him for a season……his exposure has come full circle!!!