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re: Did you ever find your dad’s porn stash?
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
pretty sure They took away my tv & video games for a long time, and I was grounded, but the worst part was just the embarrassment of knowing they found it, and having to actually discuss it. 
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Posted on 12/9/21 at 10:53 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Did you ever find your dad’s porn stash?
I consider that to be my biggest accomplishment at the tender age of 12.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 11:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Nope, but we had deer hunters with treehouse style stands and I found that!
Posted on 12/9/21 at 11:30 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Why would any married person have this or vibrators? I’m a woman and have never owned or used anything but a real penis. I don’t understand anything otherwise.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 11:35 pm to cable
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I was like a bloodhound when it came to nudie mags.
Haha we can all relate to this at some point as a kid.
Posted on 12/9/21 at 11:44 pm to wareaglepete
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There was the Madonna one with the underarm hair.
I remember that, although I'm almost positive it was a Penthouse she was in.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 12:32 am to Eli Goldfinger
nobody wants to know what you were jerking off to when you were 13.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 1:39 am to Eli Goldfinger
In the stack of National Geographic’s, one magazine of a different size…Hustler. Brother ended up taking it, which ruined everything. Later, knowing my dads brief case code, I’d get to see a High Society every now and then.
Once my brother-in-law moved in with a full stack of rot gut VHS porn, my dads stash was old news. Lots of work, lots of jerk.
Once my brother-in-law moved in with a full stack of rot gut VHS porn, my dads stash was old news. Lots of work, lots of jerk.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:19 am to Eli Goldfinger
My dad was into Playboys. Not only did I find his stash, I brought some to 4-H camp to show the other kids.
Uncoincidentally, it was the last time I was allowed to go to 4-H camp.
Uncoincidentally, it was the last time I was allowed to go to 4-H camp.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:25 am to Eli Goldfinger
no but, he found mine
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:29 am to Eli Goldfinger
My dad never bothered with a porn stash. He just had mistresses.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:43 am to Eli Goldfinger
No. He told me where to find it and to get rid of it. TYFYS, Seka
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:59 am to Eli Goldfinger
Couldn’t miss it, right under his porn nose.
This post was edited on 12/10/21 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:01 am to w5oer
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I'm almost positive it was a Penthouse she was in.
I remember it as Penthouse too.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:01 am to Walter E Kurtz
My dad never had a porn stash, He is a pastor.
Now my Grandpa had a great porn stash. It wasn't really a stash it was a VHS Collection in the living room. I'm sure some of yall remember the old brown faux wood VHS cases, my grandparents had one for the kids and one for Grandpa. My cousin introduced me to grandpa's side of that case when i was about 12.
Now my Grandpa had a great porn stash. It wasn't really a stash it was a VHS Collection in the living room. I'm sure some of yall remember the old brown faux wood VHS cases, my grandparents had one for the kids and one for Grandpa. My cousin introduced me to grandpa's side of that case when i was about 12.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:02 am to Eli Goldfinger
My dad never really had any(his hobby is fishing), but my father in law did. He had Playboys stacked up on the floor next to his recliner in the living room. One Thanksgiving he was going to toss out 2 years worth and wanted to know if I wanted them. I hate wasting things so I put them in the trunk of my car and my ex wife got angry with me (but not her Dad) and would not speak to me until I threw them in the trash (crazy bitch,no pics). In college there were 2 guys down the hall from me in the dorm who had 2 entire bookcases full of porn DVDs. Unbelievable.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:04 am to fallguy_1978
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searched far and wide and nothing. We did find my cousin's paw paws's porn on Betamax one time. We took a few and we got caught
I came home from school one day and watched a video my cousin had gave me. For only a few minutes, you know. Then, I left and went to a friends house and got high as a kite. I came home to discover that I’d left the VHS tape in the VCR and Dad found it when he returned from work. I left the power on and everything.
So, I had to answer questions about a hardcore porn in the VCR all why I was pretending to not be high. All I wanted to do was go to my room but Dad had questions about Blacks and Blondes Volume 69. It was a tough 10 minutes of my life. I don’t think he ever told my Mom, or at least she never said anything to me about it.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:18 am to litenin
Found my dad’s stash when I was about 11 or 12 in the back of the filing cabinet in my dad’s closet. I distinctly remember one cover that had a picture of Ronald Reagan wearing one of those party pig noses and both arms wrapped around each a blonde playmate. I think I didn’t put it back in the same place because they mysteriously moved to my dad’s shed after that. I’m pretty sure it’s a thing for dads to have really shitty hiding places for that stuff.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:34 am to Eli Goldfinger
Does Fredrick's of Hollywood count?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:35 am to Eli Goldfinger
I did back in the day. He had a few vcr tapes. This was when John Holmes and Nina Hartley maybe was her name. But the craziest thing, and I didn't know it at the time, he had scenes of Tracy lords when she was illegal and only 16 with John Holmes and others. She looked everybit of 26 and a pro.
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