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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:18 pm to
no, the iron price would be killing someone and taking their Kindle
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:21 pm to
Well, it's not really the gold price either. Must be a gray area in the purchasing practices of the Iron born.
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:25 pm to
By the new gods and the old, I boldly proclaim that exactly 23.2% of those theories are correct.

Er . . . More or less.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Stealing the stories off the Internet, would that be considered paying the iron price for them?


I do not sow.
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:47 pm to
By Fire and Blood!
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:47 pm to
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CottonwasKing has an acreboyish attraction to Arya



Where the frick did this come from?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:48 pm to
My favorite theory!
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:50 pm to
I'm confused......
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
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28897 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:50 pm to
glassman
quote:

When I turn the page and see an Arya POV I fist pump like Tiger Woods.


you
quote:

and then my pecker grows.... in a completely non pedophilic way


glassman
quote:

Sure about that?


Therefore it is one of glassman's theories.
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:52 pm to



I must've been drunk that day
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

I do not sow.



I DO NOT SEW!!!

Posted by BleedPurpleGold
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Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

Were Others present when the wights attacked Bran?


Maybe GRRM was trying to throw us a bone when he showed the Other leading the wights to the fist avoiding Sam. Maybe he knew Sam had to lead Bran to the 3 eye'd crow. I know that didn't happen in the books but it would be a hint that the Others understand the grand plan and want to make sure Bran is protected.
Posted by glassman
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:24 pm to
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Therefore it is one of glassman's theories.


Hey man...

Cotton, pretty good bet I was drunk as well.

This post was edited on 4/16/13 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:34 pm to
Here's a question I haven't seen discussed on this thread (at least the pages I've read)

Why did the Blackfish remain a bachelor all this time?

- gay?
- just didn't like the skank(s) Hoster picked?
- married to his work ?
- all the Tullys have to be a little different than the norm in some way?
- still waiting on a mermaid he thought he saw as a kid?
- he's a procrastinator?
- GRRM has a reason we'll find out in some plot twist?
- Because frick Hoster telling him what to do, that's why?
- something else?


Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:40 pm to
-It's cheaper to rent it.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8603 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Why did the Blackfish remain a bachelor all this time?

- gay?


Kinda strongly hinted that he is gay.

This post was edited on 4/16/13 at 9:43 pm
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18933 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

- something else?



Because Blackfish ran that Westerosi train all over the Vale. You can't tie down a guy like that. He needs to rome free with the rest of the herd of wild Broncos to be a true man.

Or gay.






Probably gay.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

Kinda strongly hinted that he is gay.



Where at?
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18933 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Kinda strongly hinted that he is gay.


Crackpot time:

Loras and Blackfish get married and rule the iron throne as the first LGBT royalty.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
8603 posts
Posted on 4/16/13 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Where at?



Her father glanced out over the rivers. “Blackfish,” he said. “Has he wed yet? Taken some...girl to wife?”

Even on his deathbed, Catelyn thought sadly. “He has not wed. You know that, Father. Nor will he ever.”

The hesitation between some and girl by Hoster speaks volumes, as does Cat saying he will never marry.
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