Jameis Winston's Statement After Suspension Admits To Sexually Assault In Uber

F her in the uber!

The fact thst it's only 3 games is awfully peculiar... Mark Ingram got 4 games for what substance again?

Ok, so he has sexually assaulted a woman Uber driver. The NFL has suspended him 3 games for it. When was he arrested and when is his first court date? Surely he is being charged if it is illegal? If not, I will need all my speeding ticket fines, and court costs, mailed back to me. Equality and whatnot...

Can’t believe women aren’t irate. 3 games? Lulz

"It is uncharacteristic of me..." LOL! His history though.

"Admits to sexually assault in uber" Not ambiguously at all, Larry.

Piece of shite continues to do piece of shite things. Film at 11.

He will wind up in jail, it's his fate.

Crab Legs U

He said it was uncharacteristic of him.....

Who just reaches over and grabs a female Uber driver by the pussy? Who just reaches out and grabs ANY female by the pussy uninvited? Dude has impulse control issues.

This dude doesn’t get it. And why should he, when he’s been allowed to operate his life like this? He sexually assaulted someone, and his response is that he’s DISAPPOINTED in the NFL’s decision, which is definitely too lenient. He even talks himself up, like he’s trying to convince not only the public, but even himself by reassuring us that he has cut alcohol out of his life. His adjectives are great too, just so we know he has “genuinely” apologized. This dude is a jackass.

Stay classy Tampa Bay!

Based on how this dude speaks, it is so obvious he didn't write that statement.

I thought he would be in jail by now. Made it longer than I thought he would out of college.

You Tampa with an Uber driver, by grabbing her crotch, and you only get a three game suspension? What the Buc Goodell? Good thing he didn't grab and deflate his own balls, the punishment would have been more severe.

Famous Rapist Jameis

Dude is a scumbag!

What an embarrassment! Makes you wonder what all they covered up at FSU.

I'm hoping for another AMA with Jameis.