Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Shelby County Airport exit
Biography:Born in Chilton County. To Conquer The World.
Interests:football, vagina, not in that order.
Occupation:Spreader
Number of Posts:98
Registered on:8/27/2012
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[quote]The only problem with Malzahn that irks me is the whole Michael Dyer situation. We obviously need someone who is a hardass to come in and kick some arse in the locker room. Well, Chizik let Dyer do whatever the frick he wanted until he finally had enough, and booted him off the team. And here c...
[quote]Saban seen with Auburn real estate agent in the new Opelika Manor Estates........[/quote] Yeah. And I just rolled out my 13 inch kidney-shifter to take a leak....
Can Malzahn handle a bunch of wild arse raw talent rejects though? That's my concern. Chiz had to hire a security crew to enforce curfew? Or so I heard/read. Malzahn can't even control his woman. What makes you think he could control our guys?...
Anybody that says they're an Auburn fan, but they pull for Notre Dame should be scalped and made into Trooper's next towel....
Big Daddy, don't you have some Notre Dame fans' poor dog tied up somewhere by now? Go "tend" to that if you know what I mean. I know you do....
There's not one good name. Not to mention, I'm more concerned with the guys coming back next year. At this point, instead of 1 head coach, we need a team of marines and a nun to get this shite back on track. And by shite, I do mean, shite....
[i]quote: calling me an alter b/c I hate Chizik. I will always hate Chizik. Congratulations. He is no longer here. You can go back to using "reality_check" now. Or maybe choose your next username as GangstaBarn14.[/i] Hey dumbass, "Reality_Check" is in a suite down the hall from me. I'll ...
[i]stfu, we know you're a bama fan just stop posting. it's sad at this point.[/i] I am not and will never be a bama fan. What alternate reality do you sons a bitches live in to where someone would be an "alter?" I didn't even know what you idiots were talking about when I got on here and star...
[i]quote: You should post more on the AU board He can't, because Chicken has already outed him as a bama alter.[/i] All Chicken found out is that my coworker, a Bama fan, got me to sign up on this thing the same week that he signed up, so all these dipshits in here kept calling me an alte...
No. frick no. This is a goddamned travesty if it's true. We've lost our minds. Jacobs is hanging out with Mcafee down in Belize, pushing Bath Salts up his arse, and banging midgets with hepatitis....
What's wrong with Charlie Strong?!?!?! Is it because he's got a white wife? I'm absolutely floored that A) We'd hire Nick Saban's main puppet and B) Why in the frick would Kirby Smart come to our toilet fire? Got to Tennessee, dumbass!...
My bammer coworker just came in my office and told me about this. I've been in a bunker since the ship started sinking. Kirby Smart?!?!?! What the frick.........
Yeah yeah yeah. Bammers and LSU fans think they're untouchable too right now. Just wait. That qb from ULM is fresh out the crawfish shack....
I was wondering the same thing. Bankruptcy . Pending firing. Over/under on his suicide before Christmas?...

re: Fire Chiz and John L. Smith

Posted by GangstaChiz72 on 9/8/12 at 10:09 pm
I hear ya. I got on here and said my piece about Chizik this past week. Said he should be fired. Immediately. And they told me I was an alter. I saw this shite coming, man. Which doesn't make it any better....
[quote] How was that a dirty hit? I'm convinced this soft coverage is a Chizik philosophy. shite works when you have a Carlos Rogers but we don't... he have T-Bell.[/quote] That's why I'll be relieved when Chizik is gone. Holy shite....
Roof's at Diddler State. Maybe we could call him for tips. Sheesh....
[quote]They really are trying to lose this game even harder than Auburn is.[/quote] We should always win this game. The struggle to win it is whats bugging me. Fumbled snap. Failures. BahAhaha. ...
I need to start talking shite about Ontario more often. Hell yes! ...