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re: Still incredible how Nick Saban broke texas. - coachcrisp
[quote]Your momma's head made me dizzy [/quote] :lol: so witty retort isn't your strong suit either, huh?...keep looking...I'm sure you'll find one. :thup: ...
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re: Fitness Model Killed by Exploding Whipped Cream Dispenser - coachcrisp
If you're right, there's some very disappointed bastard running around in France right now....
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re: Did you actually attend an SEC University? - coachcrisp
[quote]I attended 5 different colleges. Hold degrees from three of them, including UK and UGA. [/quote]You're not one of those educated fools that Leon Spinks was talking about, are you?....................................................................................................................
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re: Still incredible how Nick Saban broke texas. - coachcrisp
[quote]That makes no sense. I see it has 3 upvotes though so its apparently some type of low IQ burn that only Bama fans can understand. Infrahuman interspecies communications is a fascinating area of study. [/quote] :lol: I apologize for talking over your head there, Dizzy...go see if you can fi...
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re: Did you actually attend an SEC University? - coachcrisp
Find something that you like (most people are good at what they like), and [b]commit[/b] to being the best there is at it. Clue: People who are elite at most anything make very good incomes....
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re: Did you actually attend an SEC University? - coachcrisp
[quote]Gotta have money to make money [/quote]Not in my case. You've got to have a talent, a lot of luck (I call it being blessed), and work your arse off....
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re: Florida is playing for their 5th National Title in the last 5 weeks - coachcrisp
[quote]Softball- lost in the championship series Women's Track and Field- finished 3rd Women's Tennis- National Champions Men's Track and Field- National Champions Baseball- To be determined[/quote]That truly is an astounding accomplishment, and one to be proud of. :cheers:...
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re: Did you actually attend an SEC University? - coachcrisp
[quote]I am asking $90,000 for my degree. But, I will have to move to either Texas or the West Coast to match that money. That is a large decision. Hopefully you "older and wiser" guys can help me out. [/quote]I'm an Alabama alumnus and retired. I was blessed to have owned and sold a me...
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re: Hey Gumps. What is your opinion on the CWS - coachcrisp
Son, if you've actually reached that conclusion, then congratulations because you've successfully figured out roughly 50% of what life's all about. :thup: Good luck with the other half! :lol:...
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re: Still incredible how Nick Saban broke texas. - coachcrisp
[quote]Did you watch the game. First off with McCoy that drive would have resulted in a TD. Texas 7 Bama 0 instead of UT3 Bama 0 Now if you remember on the kickoff Bama lost possession of the ball somewhere around their own 35. With McCoy it would have been a TD maybe but even without the TD we ...
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re: Still incredible how Nick Saban broke texas. - coachcrisp
[quote] Every time I see an 8th grade drop out in a Wal-Mart parking lot here in Mobile[/quote]is that where you're holding up your sign now?...
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re: What's the good, bad, and ugly of going on a cruise? - coachcrisp
[quote]I'm going on my first one this year, honestly all I've heard for sure that's good is the eating and that's all that matters to me. Anybody been to Cozumel and costa maya? Any good excursions to try or bad ones to avoid? Thanks in advance. [/quote]Good- food bad- not being able to hide fro...
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re: Fitness Model Killed by Exploding Whipped Cream Dispenser - coachcrisp
[quote]I've heard of baseball players having heart attacks after getting hit in the chest by a pitch. Dying that way is crappy enough but an exploding whipped cream can? Into that chest? Majorly crappy. [/quote]I suspect foul play. Why would a fitness model be involved with whipped cream?....som...
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re: Hey Gumps. What is your opinion on the CWS - coachcrisp
It's been a good tournament so far. Lots of good pitching, an array of good and BAD defense, and the occasional long ball....TBH though, the women's softball tournament was more entertaining. :dunno: ...
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re: Bama fans have been surprisingly supportive during LSU's CWS run.. - coachcrisp
[quote]Tell me what you read in my comment that in any way suggests otherwise. [/quote] :lol:...Whoa there, Chewy! I wasn't trying to be confrontational...just trying to suggest that building your team up instead of trying to tear another team down is the best approach. Hell, if you don't take tha...
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re: Bama fans have been surprisingly supportive during LSU's CWS run.. - coachcrisp
[quote]I find that in football, the recruiting battles make it counterintuitive often times to pull for conference foes. Bama winning a championship here and there is one thing, but winning 30 million titles in a row and then Saban walking around LA swinging his dick and pulling recruits is bad for ...
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re: Bama fans have been surprisingly supportive during LSU's CWS run.. - coachcrisp
[quote]Bama fans can't pull for a team in daddy ACC. [/quote]I'd be happy to consider pulling for an ACC team...but there's not one playing anymore. :rotflmao:...
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re: Bama fans have been surprisingly supportive during LSU's CWS run.. - coachcrisp
Review my posts. I've always voiced that opinion regarding outside the league competition.....now playing each other is an entirely different animal. :lol: Brothers can beat the hell out of each other, but don't let some outsider come around messing with the family or they'll all crawl on your ass...
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re: Bama fans have been surprisingly supportive during LSU's CWS run.. - coachcrisp
[quote]I want an all sec final, don't care who wins it between UF and LSU [/quote]This. I'll never understand why SEC fans don't stick together when it comes to OOC sporting events. If for no other reason, they don't mind taking their share of the revenue when the NCAA settles up with the leagu...
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re: When has Daboll been successful as an OC - coachcrisp
[quote]Also, why did you feel the need to start this thread twice? Wanted to embarrass yourself twice? [/quote]This is where he and Bowljackson are alike. They obviously get some perverted kick out of showing the world their stupidity....it's gotta be a sexual thing....
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