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re: Anyone at the Atlassian Summit? - Bellabama
OMG I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING "WHERE CAN I GET MY NERD FIX BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO FLESHY IN AGES AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT NERD CONFERENCES ARE COMING UP!" Jesus answered my prayer. ...
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re: Teams who have won a National Championship in a Big 3 sport since 90s expansion - Bellabama
Indeed. I hope you have sweet dreams and that the unspoken mysteries of late night posting lead to lots of sugarplums. :daughter: ...
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re: Teams who have won a National Championship in a Big 3 sport since 90s expansion - Bellabama
How could things not be well when I have the good fortune of jumping on to TD for the first time in months and months and months and find one of my favorite people at the top of the page? Glad your sinister spirit is in tact. ...
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re: Teams who have won a National Championship in a Big 3 sport since 90s expansion - Bellabama
:daughter: How are you?! Still as sinister as ever? ...
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re: Teams who have won a National Championship in a Big 3 sport since 90s expansion - Bellabama
I was hoping that with the people in this thread there would be some more creative answers. ...
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re: I want to wish you and yours a Merry fricking Christmas - Bellabama
You are 2 weeks early tducky. I love you and wish you a Merry Merry Christmas Party season and I hope your actual Christmas doesn't suck with shitty family drama. :cheers: :cheers: :daughter: ...
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re: Serious question: Do you consider Ed Orgeron to be an intelligent man? - Bellabama
Going to bed too. And great to see you as well! :cheers:...
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re: Serious question: Do you consider Ed Orgeron to be an intelligent man? - Bellabama
I did hear about Coastie. Very sad. Everything runs together after a while. :lol: The worst part about it is that I was in grad school when I started posting here and now it's been years since I finished. YEARS ARE PASSING!!! ...
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re: RIP Joe McKnight - Bellabama
I think most people know that "thug" is generally a word that implies race. Were you talking about all people in New Orleans, the ones who carry guns regardless of race? Or were you talking about people who just choose to shoot people in road rage incidents? Because my question is what separates ...
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re: Serious question: Do you consider Ed Orgeron to be an intelligent man? - Bellabama
Hey! Not in law school. I graduated from grad school years ago! Just busy busy busy with work. How are you?! ...
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re: Serious question: Do you consider Ed Orgeron to be an intelligent man? - Bellabama
I just think he's simple. One team one heartbeat sounds like it's from a bad Friday Night Lights knockoff. And who has to be a head coach to learn through mistakes that you don't conduct a full pad scrimmage during a rain delay that results in a 28-3 loss to Wake Forest? Seems like somethin...
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re: RIP Joe McKnight - Bellabama
[quote]This is why we no longer go to New Orleans for anything. The murders that go on there are routine. And they are not scared of the police either. The thugs are everywhere. [/quote] It was a white person in a suburb on the West Bank. Who exactly is "they"? And why is this a New Orleans in...
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re: Who is in Austin for Tableau Conference 2016? - Bellabama
[img]https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/audrey-bats-her-eyelashes-1475016146.gif?crop=1xw:1xh;center,top&resize=480:*[/img] Have you eaten a taco yet? ...
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re: Who is in Austin for Tableau Conference 2016? - Bellabama
OH MY DORKNESS. CALM DOWN WITH THE DATA TALK. ...
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re: Baton Rouge question - Bellabama
If you are staying in New Orleans do the Alabama Alumni Bus if the still have room. They just added another bus. It leaves from the Rusty Nail (Alabama Bar), etc. [link=(http://us2.campaign-archive1.com/?u=b188c7e008ba6366b861949c8&id=497ee50ba7)]Alabama - LSU Game Shuttle[/link]...
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re: Where does this melt rank for LSU? - Bellabama
I think that what makes this melt special is that: 1. It involves a hurricane, which would at least make you think that there would be some awareness regarding the imperfect science of predicting hurricanes, their impact, and the general chaos that comes with evacuations. Even inland. Sure it's di...
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re: Why did my thread go away? - Bellabama
So I was sitting recently talking about the existence of God to one of my friends. I looked at him and said, "God will show you he exists by anchoring a ridiculous thread on a website called secrant.com that bases proof of His existence on chalk breaking." It's a divine moment for me I must sa...
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re: Obasohan and Avery - Bellabama
:lol: Objectively, it is always fun to see those who appear to be good people with a positive attitude in sports - regardless of the team. I'd like them if they played/coached for Auburn. Glad they don't. And........ :cheers:...
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re: Obasohan and Avery - Bellabama
After reading that, I feel like I should lend you one of my Alabama shakers and see if it brings out your dirty Alabama side. I know you have one. ...
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re: Is New Orleans like a 3rd world country? - Bellabama
Ohhh that's fun!!! I love it out there! Summertime is great too. Do you hang out on the bunny slopes or are you advanced? A group of us are going to Vancouver next month. I lobbied for warm weather but was outvoted. :lol: Gotta run go meet some people for dinner and get back so that I can b...
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