Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Dallas
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Occupation:I'm Batman
Number of Posts:175
Registered on:1/13/2007
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Sausage Picks

Posted by The SMS on 11/15/14 at 9:01 am
Live in Dallas but go home frequently and stock up on sausage. I usually hit Jacobs (LaPlace) and D&J and Lamendolas in Gonzales. I like local made (ie not factory made) and have found good results with locally owned gas station type spots. Any recommendations so I can further explore? Smoked an...

re: What is the #1 reason LSU lost?

Posted by The SMS on 1/10/12 at 7:24 pm
Bama scored more points? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :dunno: ...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

Posted by The SMS on 1/10/12 at 7:23 pm
frick it! We had a great season and ran into a buzz saw...it happens! Most teams do not get as far as we did so we should be thankful to have a team that is finishing ranked as high as we are with a great returning group of kids and a great recruiting class. ...

re: Very serious question about Bama

Posted by The SMS on 12/6/11 at 8:31 pm
YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE I WRECK YOURSELF, HOTSHOT. You see my point? What a count. You have any more early 90s sayings there for me?...

Very serious question about Bama

Posted by The SMS on 12/6/11 at 8:25 pm
Ever notice what a bunch of douchy douche nozzles the Alabama fans are? ...

Fellow Alum & Fans, Welcome to Dallas!

Posted by The SMS on 9/1/11 at 8:27 am
I am glad all of you are coming to Dallas. A few tips for food/drinks: 1. City: Ritz Carlton is great. Excellent bar scene and food. Anywhere in the uptown area especially along Mckinney Street is great. Nick & Sams is the best steak in this part of town 2. Downtown: sucks, don't bother. ...

re: Odd/rare LSU memorabilia

Posted by The SMS on 2/7/11 at 9:34 pm
I have the strap off of one of the purses that Larry Foster stole in the quad....

re: sugar bowl parking?

Posted by The SMS on 1/3/11 at 9:27 pm
No. Go over the really big bridge and take the first exit on the right before you get to the tollbooth. Plenty of parking right there....
I live in Dallas. By the by, Arlington is not Dallas, it is Ft Worth. This post is really a PSA: Arlington is a shite hole. Think, say, Baker, LA on a Friday night (no, it is not quite that cool). The only thing you will pick up at the local bar is herpes. There is a decent strip club or two tha...

And a posting for CLM's great year

Posted by The SMS on 11/28/10 at 11:51 am
Maybe not the most popular opinion however I think that CLM did one of the best coaching jobs I have ever seen with the results of this season. Why? 1. He had every chance to lose that team this year and kept them together 2. The media was blasting this guy and his team stayed focused to win ...

GREAT SEASON GUYS!!!!

Posted by The SMS on 11/28/10 at 10:50 am
We finished 10-2 in the SEC. That is about 4 wins more than most people predicted. We were not playing for a bowl yesterday (a la UGA, Tenn) and we do not have our head coach getting shite canned after the game (a la Miami & Vandy). Rather, we were 1 game away from a BCS bowl game and finish with ...
That aint shite. I threw a pigskin over a mountain one time....
Dude...I ate urin covered Cheerios one time...not that bad when you're stoned....

re: You heard it here, Saben spotting

Posted by The SMS on 11/8/10 at 10:07 pm
Saban? Seban? Seaman? That's it, thanks....

You heard it here, Saben spotting

Posted by The SMS on 11/8/10 at 10:04 pm
In Dallas, Texas. Jerry Jones be needin a coach. Tell all your gump buddies. All of a sudden, thier reason for living may be moving to the Big D....

re: .

Posted by The SMS on 11/7/10 at 12:50 am
Verne is a count. If he were to ever lose his job as a 'broadcaster' he could surely get the job as the Maryland Mascot or a fluff boy for German skat films....

THIS Tiger Team

Posted by The SMS on 11/7/10 at 12:44 am
Damn...I am so happy. I just finished the game (recorded...I was traveling). I cannot even begin to express how happy I am for these guys and how proud I am to be lucky enough to have attended THE Louisiana State University!!!! This team played it's arse off all game. They looked sharp, they look...
You know, if that were me, on my home turf and some backwoods, shine drinkin, sister fricking gump said some shite like that, I would have calmly extrated my penis and pissed all over his country bumpkin arse. Alabama fans, with thier cool late 80s/early 90s woosh bangs, pom poms and plaid hats can co...
jlc, I should state that fantastic is relative to the product we've seen the past two years....
Yes, CLM is a tool but the team is having some really bright spots in spite of his idiotic game management. Our defense is straight up sick. Isn't this the defense that everybody was saying had an undersized line? Chavis for President. Our O-line is look fantastic. JL looked pretty good...