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Derrick From Texas

Favorite team:Oakland
Location:Sacramento
Biography:I'm club f*ckin footed you a**wipe
Interests:American Idol
Occupation:Disgruntled Actor
Number of Posts:357
Registered on:8/31/2016
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[quote]I’m not a woman but I’m brown right now. January 15th I will be pretty white though. People change you know! [/quote] THE definition of white privilege. I am so immune to racism that I can even, on purpose, change my skin color to a shade that cripples most people societally for a lifetim...
[quote]Darcey is the only cougar who put an effort into her physical appearance[/quote] Darcey probably drinks about 2000 calories of wine/vodka/etc per day. thank goodness for her that Xanax is calorie free, otherwise......
[quote]“She looks... bigger”[/quote] and that perm!!! ...
[quote]Laura finally arrives in “Guitar”. [/quote] to meet "Al-a-Din" ...
[quote]But is Colt a tranny?[/quote] Did you see him throw that water bottle? ...
[quote]She’s an unpleasable bitch. [/quote] Andre would set her straight...
Lol. Elizabeth ALWAYS comes up with a reason why andre can't have the money...the baby this, the house that...enough already...give him the fifteen grand for crying out loud. he promised a wedding......
[quote] the official beginning of the end of Nicole’s and Azan’s relationship[/quote] I just finished saying a prayer that Azan somehow knocks her up!!! Also, looks like her diet is not going so great....
[quote]you’re a huge pussy[/quote] [quote]No offense [/quote] :rotflmao:...
[quote]i guess she can't take a hint[/quote] i'm pretty sure she took the hint. you hinted at the fact that you could help her on Wednesday...she hinted that Wednesday is NO GOOD FOR HER and that YOUR opinion on the matter is of no concern to her. see you tmrw bright and early to move her...
Ashley is an absolute 10 on the white trash scale of hotness. so, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if she had a fifty-something year old sugar dad. and yeah, we've never seen her kids or larissa's kids which makes me think their respective dads have custody, which says a lot about those two. s...
[quote] i make sure To keep it non gay when my baws and si watch sports [/quote] this made me laugh...so, if you and your baws are not vigilant while watching sports, you're telling me there's a chance things turn gay!?!?!? :rotflmao:...
[quote]Ashley’s health issues change everything.[/quote] what is wrong with this Ashley girl. she must have had a very tumultuous childhood. to continue to punish yourself with bad decision after bad decision... :dope: ...
[quote]A new baby brings Russ and Paola new problems. [/quote] wait, I thought new babies solved already existing marital problems. :dunno: who knew? ...
[quote]So you watch football?[/quote] that's a negative. is ok, don't get defensive, we all like what we like. everybody is different. no shame if you like homoerotic stuff. that nadal IS sexy when he takes off his shirt, no?...
[quote]Some of us actually like watching tennis. [/quote] not that there is anything wrong with that!!! :rotflmao:...
[quote]I agree that the woman should have to play 5 sets[/quote] jesus, you want to see MORE,LONGER tennis. wow, I wish men's tennis was limited to "first to 1". but, hey some people like watching sweaty hairy men on tv :dunno: :dunno: more power to you!!! ...

re: CenLa to Florida today???

Posted by Derrick From Texas on 7/14/19 at 11:30 am
[quote]windshield wipers[/quote] Yes!!! Is a new invention that allows for the operation of a vehicle in rain!!! Here, I'll use it in a sentence. Since the invention of windshield wipers, beta men have been outing themselves to the public by starting threads about driving in the rain....
[quote]No way his mom lets him drink like that in the house.[/quote] :lol: so true...
WOW...That was ALOT of whiskey. NOT his first rodeo with the bottle...