In three games with his new team, Agudelo has completely transformed the New England attack. They’ve averaged three goals per game since the former Chivas man arrived, including Sunday’s 5-0 shellacking of the LA Galaxy. Prior to his arrival? The Revs had averaged .6 goals per 90 over 10 games. That’s not an accident.
pedantically annoyed with the metaphor of him verging upon his third act (aka the finale) as a 20 year old.
0 out 10 for the article's headline
10 out of 10 for the self-hatred packaged in this reply
It was ridiculous then and it's ridiculous now.
Juan is better than Jozy bump. Silly rebel