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Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:20 pm
This one is really strange.

LINK

A sub teacher did a cartwheel with a skirt and no underwear (the kids saw her pussy).

I have several questions for you legal experts.

quote:

pleaded guilty Monday to assault after the charge was reduced from indecent exposure.


Why is 'assault' less serious than 'indecent exposure'. If I hit you over the head with a frying pan is it less serious than showing you Mr. Happy?

quote:

She was given a two year suspended sentence and can’t teach for two years. She will not have to register as a sex offender.


In other words...Nothing. Sub teachers make what? 40 bucks a day? She can make more at Starbucks. Then she can return to teaching.

Would your judgment have been different if she wasn't such an ugly woman?
This post was edited on 7/27/17 at 2:22 pm
Posted by CajunZ81
Mexico City
Member since Jun 2010
1743 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

A sub teacher did a cartwheel with a skirt and no underwear (the kids saw her pussy)


Pics?

ETA: NEVERMIND after clicking the link!
This post was edited on 7/27/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
785 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:23 pm to
Hitting someone over the head with a frying pan would be aggravated assault and would be a felony.
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7179 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:24 pm to
At least traditionally, assault was putting someone in apprehension of an offensive touching, i.e., a battery. In other words, merely threatening conduct. Hitting you with a frying pan would be a battery and would involve a weapon so could also be aggravated battery. I don't know which state you're referencing and a little fuzzy on criminal law but this post is based on general principles applicable to criminal law.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
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Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:24 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/27/17 at 2:25 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:25 pm to


Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

assault was putting someone in apprehension of an offensive touching


She didn't touch anyone.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67126 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Hitting someone over the head with a frying pan would be aggravated assault and would be a felony.


It would also be battery. All batteries are assaults, but not all assaults are batteries. An assault is something that causes fear or harm without necessarily touching. A battery is an unwanted touching. Therefore, swinging a frying pan and missing is assault. Swinging a frying pan and hitting is assault AND battery.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19064 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:28 pm to
I'd rather be beat over the head with a frying pan than catch a glimpse of her vertical smirk.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:30 pm to
Oh, come on, she's not in a happy place while getting her mug shot taken. But let it be a lesson to all women out there who go to work without panties... be sure to shave.
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48448 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:31 pm to
Assault doesn't require harmful or unwanted contact. That would be a battery. Assault is the attempt to commit a battery or placing another in reasonable apprehension of an imminent battery.

It is a misdemeanor and doesn't require filing as a sex offender...I would assume. It depends on the state I suppose.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90718 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 2:31 pm to
After seeing the picture, they should have offered the kids trauma counseling
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

In other words...Nothing. Sub teachers make what? 40 bucks a day?
Minumum wage is 7.25 an hour, so if it pays minimum wage (doubtful) then they would only be working 5.5 hours. Here in Central Ohio, most school districts pay substitutes 90-95 per day.
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18802 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 3:33 pm to
If any kid saw her pussy, she should be charged with assault. The eyes and brain cannot recover from that.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68337 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 3:59 pm to
Assault is a threat. Battery is unwanted touching. If i tell you in person I'm going to punch you in the head and it's possible I could, I've committed simple assault.

From that mugshot it appears she committed Ocular Assault on those students. That's a little used law dating back to 1912.
This post was edited on 7/27/17 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Assault is a threat.


Do you realize how little bright line there is?
"Suzy, if you don't stop picking your nose, I'm going to call you a patooty head."
That is a threat.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11815 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 4:11 pm to
Assault to the eyes....

Can't unsee that....
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 4:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/27/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68337 posts
Posted on 7/27/17 at 6:09 pm to
It is what it is. A threat to do bodily harm.
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7179 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:06 am to
"She didn't touch anyone"

Right. Therefore, "assault" and not "battery."
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