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re: White Nationalists Get DNA Ancestry Tests. Hilarity Ensues.

Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:40 pm to
3% African


Prolly all went to my junk.
Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:42 pm to
Great. Now they can check off more than two races when applying for jobs.
It's really a win-win situation.

Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:43 pm to
I have no western european and no african.
98%+ jew
1% karelian finn/rus border
Under 1%, asia
My jewish dna hails from a concentrated region in northeastern europe.
Poland.
Lithuania.
Latvia
Belarus
Northern half of Ukraine is southern extent.

Nothing else.
70% of the colorized area is blob from northeastern poland up into lithuania.
Nice concentration in southern latvia.
All of northern ukraine but scattered.
Western Belarus.

My peeps.




This post was edited on 10/1/17 at 7:20 pm
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18064 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Did anybody see the piece on 60 Minutes about how unreliable these tests are?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Nugget is going to kill you
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
3654 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:48 pm to
They need to test a lot of these people that claim to be 1/4 or 1/8 Indian. Some would get a big surprise about grandma with the black hair.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:21 pm to
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Did anybody see the piece on 60 Minutes about how unreliable these tests are?


I could believe that they are unreliable; it would take some spectacular work to link a place with some DNA marker.

Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38769 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:23 pm to
I wish I know knew detail of report

If they just say European it is a waste of money
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:25 pm to
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4chan is hilarious when it comes to deciding who is white and not. Basically no one lol


Anybody trying to say some European country isn't white on 4chan is a divide and conquer shill.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
There were Jews that fought under the Hitler. The Nazi's didn't have super strict laws regarding race purity. Hell, there were blacks fighting for them.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:27 pm to
I know a guy that is pretty much half German and half Irish exactly, and he has 2 swastika tattoos.
Posted by tedmarkuson
texas
Member since Feb 2015
2592 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:27 pm to




and your wife finally convinces you to sit down to pee! how proud you must be!

now you can assist your child in selecting a gender!



yea!
Posted by GulfstreamTiger
Sondheimer Louisiana
Member since May 2017
796 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:28 pm to
That article quotes splc yeah it's legit no doubt. If the guy had 14 percent subharan DNA it would be evident.

Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
34891 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

I think I heard Louisiana residents had the highest percentage of mixed blood than anywhere else in the US


I'm not sure about my ancestry, but I've got a lot of lazy in me, would love for someone else to pick up the bills...and I'd rather play sports than work. Does fishing qualify as a sport?

Dark humor. No dis to the good guys like BHP.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17134 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:31 pm to
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Also I didn't evolve from no damn monkey!


Um yeah well, we're still gonna need ya to come in again on Saturday, plan for Sunday too.

Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34043 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:51 pm to
like the poor SJW white trash progs who act hysterically when they have no traces of black blood

Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18064 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:58 pm to
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CelticDog


Just curious...,,,,,why in the hell are you researching, reading and bumping 6 week-old threads?

Have you ever kissed a girl?
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17007 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:07 pm to
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The 40% British surprised me because I have Italian and French (Cajun French) grandfathers and German grandmothers.


It doesn't necessarily mean your ancestors came from England. It just means that your genes are 40% indistinguishable from modern Brits. It could be that your French ancestors came from England long before they moved to France, etc. There's a lot of explanations for it.

Remember that lots of the French in America were Huguenots who lived in England for a while before migrating to America. Thus, it's possible they mixed with the Brits during that time. The Huguenots were basically like illegal aliens that were leaving France to escape religious persecution. They went to England, but it turns out that England didn't want them either and shipped them off to the American colonies ASAP. The English King wanted to MEGA and didn't want them around.

Also, keep in mind that the Brits and French are pretty close genetically, anyway. I mean Europe is pretty homogenous across the board going back thousands of years (especially western Europe). Honestly, I don't think these tests can accurately distinguish a Brit from a Frenchman or a German. There might be subtle differences in the genome, but I am skeptical it's enough to make firm determinations of national origin.

And finally, unless you've researched your family history and established a firm paper trail, you are relying on old "family stories" that are often simply wrong. Your ancestors may not be French or German at all.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26737 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:58 pm to
With this information available, how can anyone support any "race" based policies, such as affirmative action, minority set-asides, quotas, race-based school and electoral districts, etc.

We are all just a big mish-mash.

The entire concept should be non-existent in any official or legal capacity.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45735 posts
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:04 pm to
Based on my arse alone I got something other Caucasian in me.
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