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White Nationalists Get DNA Ancestry Tests. Hilarity Ensues.

Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:12 pm
Posted by austintigerdad
Llano County, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1884 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:12 pm
Scientific American
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...Many are disappointed to find out that their ancestry is not as “white” as they’d hoped. In a new study, sociologists... examined years’ worth of posts on Stormfront to see how members dealt with the news.

About a third of the people posting their results were pleased with what they found. “Pretty damn pure blood,” said a user with the username Sloth.

But the majority didn’t find themselves in that situation.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:12 pm to
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 5:14 pm
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:13 pm to
They're in bad shape now. Condemned by their own people

One-drop rule
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50182 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:16 pm to
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Condemned by their own people


There aren't many people that these idiots actually do like.

Which amazes me to see how quickly Prog idiots fall all over themselves to associate these people with every white Trump supporter.

I know not one person who likes these assholes, yet.....
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:17 pm to
4chan is hilarious when it comes to deciding who is white and not. Basically no one lol
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20146 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:17 pm to
I think I heard Louisiana residents had the highest percentage of mixed blood than anywhere else in the US
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:18 pm to
IIRC, I'm like 40% British, 29% Iberian Peninsula, 28% Italian and 3% north African.

The 40% British surprised me because I have Italian and French (Cajun French) grandfathers and German grandmothers.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24714 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:19 pm to
Did Jug Ears get his back?

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:20 pm to
If I recall, 23 and me classifies any DNA they can't ID as "African or other"

Almost everyone pops with at least 1%
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

I think I heard Louisiana residents had the highest percentage of mixed blood than anywhere else in the US




I believe it.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52889 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:24 pm to
That's gotta suck. Your boss at the junkyard rides your arse all day but at least you're white right? So you take your pickle jar money and send off for a Dna test to give yourself another pat on the back and voila! You failed the test!

It's like high school all over again for these guys
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118550 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:26 pm to
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So you take your pickle jar money and send off for a Dna test to give yourself another pat on the back and voila! You failed the test!


What's failing the test?

Don't they know that the human species evolved from Africa?
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24714 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

That's gotta suck. Your boss at the junkyard rides your arse all day but at least you're white right? So you take your pickle jar money and send off for a Dna test to give yourself another pat on the back and voila! You failed the test!



You never know. You might get enough back to claim minority status. Lots of perks.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:28 pm to
An associate's spouse has a swastika tattoo.
Just did dna. Dude is a Jew. Most of his grandparents.
Lol.
Hes having tattoo removed.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:33 pm to
I can honestly say that I have never associated with nor spoken to anyone with a swastika tattoo.

They probably wouldn't want to associate with me anyway, I've got quite a bit of Irish blood and everyone knows those potato monkeys arent white.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52889 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:34 pm to
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Don't they know that the human species evolved from Africa?

Actually top "scientists" (aka liberals) say we originated from Europe and bred with Neanderthals. We were kings!

Also I didn't evolve from no damn monkey!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:35 pm to
I bet half of them qualify for reparations

Winning
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78217 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:37 pm to
It should be a requirement for anybody mouthing off about their race. I did it and was a lot less German than I thought. Also 0.1% Sub Saharan African (which explains the python in my trousers) and 0.1 Japanese (which nullified the python that could have been in my trousers).
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139674 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:38 pm to
Which one did you use?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:40 pm to
I don't even remotely care who any of my forebears were other than the ones I knew

Go back 5 generations and each individual contributed 1/32 of my DNA

Whoop dee doo

Also works going forward
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