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The press secretary just told a whopper
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:38 am
So, I'm watching the TV in the dressing room and the host says "...and the white house has reacted to criticism concerning the UN vote condemning Israel."
They cut to the WH press secretary. He says "President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
I'm trying to imagine what the job interview must be like:
Obama: 'So, young man, what makes you think you're qualified to be press secretary?'
Man: 'Well, to begin with I'm not a young man. I'm a 59 year old woman named Gertrude disguised as a man.'
Obama: 'You're a liar.'
Man: 'The best that ever was.'
Obama: 'You're hired.'
They cut to the WH press secretary. He says "President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
I'm trying to imagine what the job interview must be like:
Obama: 'So, young man, what makes you think you're qualified to be press secretary?'
Man: 'Well, to begin with I'm not a young man. I'm a 59 year old woman named Gertrude disguised as a man.'
Obama: 'You're a liar.'
Man: 'The best that ever was.'
Obama: 'You're hired.'
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:46 am to Zach
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"President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:48 am to bhtigerfan
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"President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:54 am to Zach
Lol, i love how Obama is just rubbing it in. Fantastic!
frick israel. they need some tough love. Maybe the spokesman is right, and israel is just being forced off the teat for once in their states history.
Edit: Downvote away Homos! You cucks need some tough love too!
frick israel. they need some tough love. Maybe the spokesman is right, and israel is just being forced off the teat for once in their states history.
Edit: Downvote away Homos! You cucks need some tough love too!
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 10:57 am
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:55 am to Zach
I saw that last night.
Obama will say anything and not bat an eye.
Add this to the list.
Obama will say anything and not bat an eye.
Add this to the list.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:56 am to Zach
That goes up there with the "most transparent admin in history"
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:57 am to Zach
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that comes out of the obamas mouths, or is affiliated with those no good P'sOS, is nothing but a lie (see the whole democratic party for further proof).
It's so refreshing knowing that those anti American, racists bums will soon be cast out on those mud flap ears. Good riddance and let the past 8 years be a sobering lesson for America to NEVER go through that ever again! It felt like an eternity seeing those racist creatures dirtying up the White House.
It's so refreshing knowing that those anti American, racists bums will soon be cast out on those mud flap ears. Good riddance and let the past 8 years be a sobering lesson for America to NEVER go through that ever again! It felt like an eternity seeing those racist creatures dirtying up the White House.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:59 am to Zach
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he WH press secretary. He says "President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:18 am to Zach
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The press secretary just told a whopper: "President Obama has been a greater friend to Israel than any president in American history."
Yet another BS right-wing talking point. Israeli Editorial Link
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Obama’s actions prove his commitment.
Israel continues to be the top recipient of U.S. foreign military financing, and for fiscal year 2016, the administration requested $3.1 billion in funding. The two nations also have begun preliminary talks on a long-term package that would provide up to $45 billion in security assistance grant aid through 2028.
Early this year, Israel signed a contract with the United States for the purchase of 14 F-35 fighter jets, amounting to $3 billion. Since Obama entered office, Israel has received more than $20.5 billion in foreign military financing. Unlike President George W. Bush, who rejected Israel’s request for bunker-buster bombs, Obama became the first president to approve the sale of these advanced weapons, and in the fall of 2012, the U.S. and Israel participated in Austere Challenge 12, the largest joint military exercise ever to be held between the two countries.
Under Obama, the U.S. and Israel have continued Juniper Cobra, a joint exercise that has been held every two years since 2001 to test our joint ability to respond to missile attacks and improve preparedness, as well as coordination between our armed forces.
Unlike Bush, who gave Israel’s Iron Dome system a frosty response, Obama has led the way in funding and supporting the research, development and production of the Iron Dome — which has been crucial in helping Israel defend itself against terrorist rocket attacks — as well as the joint U.S.-Israel missile defense systems David’s Sling, the Arrow II and Arrow III. Since 2011, the United States has provided Israel with more than $1.3 billion for the Iron Dome system alone. The military cooperation has been so strong that in a 2012 speech to the Israel National Defense College, then-Defense Minister Ehud Barak said, “The security ties between us and the current administration are at the highest level they have ever been.” In the international arena, under Obama’s leadership, the U.S. has fought for Israel’s full participation in the United Nations, has voted against resolutions in the General Assembly condemning Israel, cast the only “no” votes on five anti-Israel measures last year in the Human Rights Council, and worked to ensure that the General Assembly held its first-ever session on anti-Semitism. Obama also prevented the Palestinians from unilaterally declaring an independent state.
Under Obama, the United States continues to support the Binational Industrial Research and Development Foundation, or BIRD, which facilitates U.S.-Israel cooperation in such areas as agriculture, healthcare and homeland security. Supporting collaboration between the U.S. Department of Energy and Israel’s National Infrastructure, Energy and Water Resources Ministry, BIRD-Energy has facilitated nearly $50 million in U.S.-Israel cooperation.
Obama has been unfailing in supporting Israel’s right to exist and defend itself against its enemies, and has been a phone call away when Israel needed assistance in times of crisis, taking personal steps to help avoid a catastrophe when a mob attacked Israel’s embassy in Cairo and providing unprecedented support in fighting Israel’s major forest fire on Mount Carmel in 2010.
Regardless of political attacks against Obama's pro-Israel record, let’s not forget the mixed record of Republican presidents when it comes to standing with Israel. Let’s briefly give some historical context to the relationship between the two countries under Obama. Not only did George W. Bush refuse to stand with Israel on promoting Iron Dome and selling bunker-buster bombs, but in 2005 he also froze nearly all U.S.-Israeli joint defense projects. And, just before Bush left office, the U.S. abstained rather than veto a one-sided UN Security Council resolution calling for a cease-fire in the Gaza Strip.
Under Ronald Reagan, the U.S. joined a Security Council resolution condemning Israel for its destruction of Iraq’s Osirak nuclear facility and, despite Israel’s strong objections, undermined the Jewish state's qualitative military edge by selling AWACS surveillance planes to Saudi Arabia. Dwight Eisenhower threatened to isolate Israel during the Suez War; and George H.W. Bush opposed loan guarantees to Israel. There is no question that Obama is committed, both in word and deed, to the safety and security of Israel — and in many ways is more committed than his Republican predecessors.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:34 am to austintigerdad
The perceived moderately tough stance on Israel was Barry's one redeeming quality but you just Jill Steined the shite out of that.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:36 am to Zach
He's a friend to Israel but not a friend to their current warmachine. Obama wants them to have peace and prosperity and western values and to quit behaving like radical Islamists
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:41 am to bmy
He is funding radicals in Syria to the purpose of peace.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:46 am to MrCarton
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Edit: Downvote away Homos! You cucks need some tough love too!
You are just a C.U.N.T. (Cucks United to Neutralize Trump)
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:51 am to shinerfan
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The perceived moderately tough stance on Israel was Barry's one redeeming quality but you just Jill Steined the shite out of that
Yeah.... frick
I mean we all know the truth. Israel has cucked the entire government of the United States.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:53 am to MrCarton
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MrCarton
lol
MAGA all in yo face!!
Posted on 12/26/16 at 11:56 am to MrCarton
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You cucks need some tough love too!
You liberals lost...badly. You should be coming to grips with that by now.
Posted on 12/26/16 at 12:03 pm to MrCarton
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Downvote away Homos! You cucks need some tough love too!
I understand being critical of Israel, and I myself believe that the settlement issue is concerning. But your post history over the past few days shows your bitter hatred and proves that you are probably a raging anti-Semite. Does Israel really trigger you that much?
Posted on 12/26/16 at 12:05 pm to Zach
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He says "President Obama has been a worse enemy of Israel than any president in American history."
FIFY
Posted on 12/26/16 at 12:30 pm to MrCarton
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Lol, i love how Obama is just rubbing it in. Fantastic! frick israel. they need some tough love. Maybe the spokesman is right, and israel is just being forced off the teat for once in their states history. Edit: Downvote away Homos! You cucks need some tough love too!
Clint Eastwood would tell you to the frick off his lawn!
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