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re: Some claim Jesus would be a liberal Democrat today
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:23 pm to ShermanTxTiger
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:23 pm to ShermanTxTiger
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Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:28 pm to ShermanTxTiger
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I am sure Jesus would be in favor of letting Caesar take care of everyone. He would be happy letting Caesar confiscate money from the rich and giving 30% of it to the poor while casears organization keeps 70%. Also Jesus would be in favor of over 50% not contributing a dime to the system and expecting provisions from Caesar. (He did curse a fig tree for not bearing fruit) I am also sure Jesus would be in favor of abortion and giving Caesar authority to mandate what people need to have.
Yeah... sounds like Jesus would fit in well with the Demosocialists.
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:31 pm to mizzoukills
They will find out on judgement day that He isn't pro homosexual.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:35 pm to S.E.C. Crazy
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They will find out on judgement day that He isn't pro homosexual.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 3:12 pm to mizzoukills
Jesus had long hair and sandels, lived it the desert with a bunch of dudes, begged for a living, and preferred to hang out with the poor instead of the rich.
If any of you met Jesus today you'd lose your tiny fricking minds
If any of you met Jesus today you'd lose your tiny fricking minds
Posted on 6/30/14 at 3:19 pm to mizzoukills
balderdash
Posted on 6/30/14 at 3:21 pm to mizzoukills
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Some claim Jesus would be a liberal Democrat today
And they'd be wrong.
Jesus Himself said that His Kingdom was not of this Earth. He was apolitical then, He'd be apolitical now.
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 6/30/14 at 3:25 pm to Godfather1
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And they'd be wrong.
Jesus Himself said that His Kingdom was not of this Earth. He was apolitical then, he'd be apolitical now.
Agreed. I would assume that a modern Jesus would spend far more time preaching to the hypocrites of the Christian faiths than he would debating fiscal policy or economic systems. That's not Jesus's job. Why would he concern himself with such worldly issues when there are people in need of salvation, people who need to see that Christianity isn't just a bunch of hypocrite televangelists. It would be very interesting to here what Jesus would say and who he would be talking to if he were to visit us in this era.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 4:59 pm to kingbob
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Agreed. I would assume that a modern Jesus would spend far more time preaching to the hypocrites of the Christian faiths than he would debating fiscal policy or economic systems. That's not Jesus's job. Why would he concern himself with such worldly issues when there are people in need of salvation, people who need to see that Christianity isn't just a bunch of hypocrite televangelists. It would be very interesting to here what Jesus would say and who he would be talking to if he were to visit us in this era.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:01 pm to mizzoukills
Jesus said," My kingdom is not of this world." He would not be involved in politics today just like he wasn't involved in the politics of his day.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 5:29 pm to mizzoukills
Jesus was a white man
Don't you fill my head with them satanjc thoughts
Don't you fill my head with them satanjc thoughts
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:15 pm to mizzoukills
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Some claim Jesus would be a liberal Democrat today
Jesus wouldn't adhere to a political party. And her certainly wouldn't be anything close to a democrat.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 8:32 am to kywildcatfanone
Thought this thread would have more pages......
Posted on 7/1/14 at 10:11 am to mizzoukills
Would be interesting to see Harry Reid and Nancy pelosi make Jesus take down the ten commandments from his front porch.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 10:14 am to mizzoukills
Jesus was a devout Jew. Considering what the beliefs were for a devout Jew during his time, and you will find that he would more likely have been conservative as opposed to a "modern" liberal.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 10:56 am to S.E.C. Crazy
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They will find out on judgement day that He isn't pro homosexual.
You sure? that whole night with Lazarus thing is super gay.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 12:31 pm to mizzoukills
I think conservative give more money and time to charities as a whole. I think they are just full of crap. Lib's do like to give other peoples money away freely.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 1:53 pm to OLDBEACHCOMBER
Jesus would be an undocumented alien. 1) Spoke no English 2) Philosophy was more egalitarian ) Long haired hippie
Posted on 7/1/14 at 2:02 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's"
yep he was pretty much pro slavery, falling in line with the zeitgeist, so yea he would be similar to the leftists of today in that regard, since they believe people should be slaves of the state.
well done.
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