re: Russia full of beatiful peoples and beautiful places, no one fat like USA!

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Some of the most dangerous prostitutes on earth, believe you me. You better hope you have enough money on you to steal and satisfy them, or it’s night night and they make up the difference with organs. Not the kind they play in church. We’re talking kidneys, hearts, testicles, brains, etc. Don’t make the mistake I did.

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So what organs of yours are now in some ranking member of the CCP?

I just got back from 3 weeks in northern Europe and it’s undeniable that they are way thinner than Americans in general. Didn’t see many Wal-Mart fatties waddling around.

A friend returned from a 10-day trip to Russia and immediately told me, "The women are beautiful!"

Well if you can believe it they actually give you the courtesy of preliminary testing just to make sure they’re not wasting their time. Turns out my lifetime of hard partying and let’s just say not being kind to my body - that saved my arse, literally. Because they harvest asses too.

My friend on the other hand, all those years of him thinking he was real cute with the exercising and calisthenics…..I guess he was high quality because they got every bit of him. Skin, bones, hair, and everything in between. Too bad he wasn’t able to run real fast away from them. Lot of good the “jogging” did him.

Btw I did get laid by the prostitute, so all in all it was a W for me.

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Looks like Baton Rouge beach

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No wonder they took back Crimea. Largest country by far with limited access to good beaches.

You have St. Petersburg and Kaliningrad on the Baltic, which is pretty damned cold water most of the year I'd imagine. Then halfway across the planet you have Vladivostok on the Sea of Japan, but on the upper and colder end I would imagine. Also on that end is the Kamchatka Peninsula with tons of active volcanoes that is west of Alaska and pretty damned cold.

Finally, we have the Crimean Peninsula with Sevastopol and Yalta which, being on the Black Sea might offer some semblance of warm water beaches for maybe 5-6 months of the year?

I have never been but I can see why they would try and enjoy what little bit they have along rivers and lakes.

Ever been to the beach in Savannah? Im from there. So many dumpy tattooed chuck wagons out there it’s unreal. 50:1 ratio to anything remotely attractive

And who thinks of beach babes when they think of Russia lol

When I was in St. Petersburg I mentioned to the guy I was working with, Igor, and yes he looked like an Igor, I felt quite safe. I asked him about the dress code of women at work (it was summer and very hot).

He said we have this kind of unwritten rule, if a woman will take care of her body in the 7-8 months she is bundled in clothes, well when its warm let her show it.

I asked the GM at the Pepsi plant about it and he said Trini, when those micro skirts became popular I had to talk to HR and have them tell the girls if they are going to wear those micros to work THEY HAVE TO WEAR PANTIES, it can be very distracting.

Looks like hollybeach if trees are gone.

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Literally home to some of the ugliest people on earth

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Slavic women btfo american women.