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re: Restroom Controversy & how to solve it.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:07 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:07 pm to theunknownknight
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No one's stopping women from standing up and urinating. In fact, I applaud those women that conquer their vaginal disability.
Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
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Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:07 pm to Zach
Yeah, I just realized you were talking about the one on the course and not in the clubhouse.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:08 pm to PuntBamaPunt
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PuntBamaPunt
Oh man
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:09 pm to son of arlo
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quote:
No one's stopping women from standing up and urinating. In fact, I applaud those women that conquer their vaginal disability.
Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
The She-inal:
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:14 pm to Tigah in the ATL
Perhaps we should just have a 3rd option unisex restroom
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:20 pm to son of arlo
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Maybe so, but I bet their accuracy is about like dropping an unfinned napalm canister. No telling where it's gonna go. It's like comparing a sawed-off shotgun to a sniper rifle.
Solution:
1. Squat slightly by urinal
2. Cup both hands under sha-nay-nay like so:
3. Discharge Pee-pee in cupped hands.
4. After receiving a satisfactory amount of urine in cupped hands, breath out, close eyes and focus intently, squeezing urethra closed.
5. Place cupped hands directly over urinal cake, barely making contact, then open trap door, emptying the hand cup.
Repeat steps 2-5 until satisfied
6. Pretend to wash hands
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:30 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:how does lockable doors hurt the comfort & safety of "normal" people?
Why should the comfort and safety of normal women and men be sacrificed?
Basically, what I take from these comments is - frick you, different people, we will continue to stare at you & give you shite if we think you don't belong.
And if you look like a woman and go into a mens room, we reserve the right to beat you up.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 12:34 pm to Tigah in the ATL
quote:
Basically, what I take from these comments is - frick you, different people, we will continue to stare at you & give you shite if we think you don't belong.
And if you look like a woman and go into a mens room, we reserve the right to beat you up.
You may have the most remarkable ability of extrapolation I've ever encountered.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:06 pm to Tigah in the ATL
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Basically, what I take from these comments is - frick you, different people, we will continue to stare at you & give you shite if we think you don't belong.
No matter how liberal you are, if you have a dick, you pee in the mens room. When you get rid of the dick, pee somewhere else. I don't care if you "self identify" as a turnip. It's really that simple.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:12 pm to Tigah in the ATL
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And if you look like a woman and go into a mens room, we reserve the right to beat you up.
Why would you not pee in the lady's room?
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:14 pm to elprez00
It'll only cost millions upon millions of dollars to change all public restrooms the country over in order to fix a made-up problem! Why do you hate people who are different?
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:21 pm to Tigah in the ATL
I love these threads so much. Watching grown arse men cower in fear of who they are pissing next to is just fantastic 
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:34 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Watching grown arse men cower in fear of who they are pissing next to is just fantastic
Yes, but you come from a different culture where you've been desensitized.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:36 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Roger Klarvin
Ah, another one blessed with the great gift of extreme extrapolative ability.
I'm curious, though, just for my own personal edification here, as to which particular posts in this thread were you able to extrapolate this particular mindset? quote:
Watching grown arse men cower in fear of who they are pissing next to is just fantastic
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 1:37 pm to Tigah in the ATL
quote:
how does lockable doors hurt the comfort & safety of "normal" people?
Until they fully enclose the stalls to where some sick frick can't peer between that quarter inch gap between the door edge and the frame of the partitions to "look" at your eight year-old daughter taking a piss, I'd think you would want to leave well enough alone.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:12 pm to Homesick Tiger
This will not go over well in Coates Basement bathrooms.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 2:15 pm to titmouse
We all know how uncrowded restrooms are already. By combining the genders into SINGLE bathrooms we can maximize efficiency!
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