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Not the onion: Michigan union workers filed grievance against goats that eat poison ivy

Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:15 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69301 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:15 pm
quote:

Goats are at the center of a public union grievance against Western Michigan University for taking jobs that supposedly belong to union workers.

The jobs in question involve clearing the land of poison ivy and other noxious weeds that goats are willing to do for free.

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

“AFSCME takes protecting the jobs of its members very seriously and we have an agreed-upon collective bargaining agreement with Western Michigan,” said Union President Dennis Moore. “We expect the contract to be followed, and in circumstances where we feel it’s needed, we file a grievance.”

The grievance alleges that the university did not notify the union that it was planning to use goat crews on campus, according to a chief steward report supplied to the Battle Creek Enquirer.

University spokeswoman Cheryl Roland said a small goat crew has been on campus this summer, but not to cut grass.

“For the second summer in a row, we’ve brought in a goat crew to clear undergrowth in a woodlot, much of it poison ivy and other vegetation that is a problem for humans to remove,” Roland said. “Not wanting to use chemicals, either, we chose the goat solution to stay environmentally friendly.

“The area is rife with poison ivy and other invasive species, and our analysis showed the goats to be a sustainable and cost-effective way of removing them,” she added.


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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95527 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:18 pm to
If you can be replaced at a job by a barnyard animal, you probably weren't very fricking good at it.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:22 pm to
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Michigan union workers filed grievance against goats that eat poison ivy
Good. Those goats have been a public nuisance for years.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67920 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:28 pm to
So this is how they will argue against robots.

Essentially it places a demand on someone to create a job for another.

And if you can place a demand on people to buy a product (Obamacare), then why can't you do this?

Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:28 pm to
How worthless would you feel if you were lobbying against a herd of goats because they took your fricking job?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95527 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:51 pm to
There is an Afghanistan joke in there somewhere.
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

If you can be replaced at a job by a barnyard animal, you probably weren't very fricking good at it
POST OF THE DAY!!!!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33895 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Good. Those goats have been a public nuisance for years.


Did goats take your job?
Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 4:58 pm to
In a weird turn of events, the goats unionized and are now suing the state for unsafe working conditions, as many have suffered dehydration induced syncope.

Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Did goats take your job?
No, but I bet it wasn't for a lack of trying.

Now that I think about it: my neighbors had goats growing up, and I did get some bad cases of poison ivy.
Posted by roygu
Member since Jan 2004
11718 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:11 pm to
Think of the Kids. Goats need opportunities also.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:19 pm to
I thought little lambs eat ivy?

Goat = GOAT ivy eater?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33895 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

No, but I bet it wasn't for a lack of trying.




The goats trying or you not trying.

quote:

Now that I think about it: my neighbors had goats growing up, and I did get some bad cases of poison ivy.


My wife wants a goat but after the rabbit experiment that shite isn't happening.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16572 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:25 pm to
Hire some Muslim yard crews, they won't complain about the company of goats.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 5:25 pm to
this is why Unions are outdated
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