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re: My Apology to the Board for my Conduct (Why I Am The Result Of Feminism)

Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:07 am to
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:07 am to
Get off this board and find a nice shrink.

Then go join a dating site.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:07 am to
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See the problem I have is that my lack of sexual experience now is such a factor in my mind even if I go on a date I'm going to be nervous because of that. My lack of sexual experience makes it harder for me to actually get it, so it's a never ending cycle.
You are assuming that everyone you meet has had sex.

That isn't true. Many people, even on here (the OT is different), lie about it.

Take lsu480. He is still a virgin.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:09 am
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:07 am to
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Yes I am have never been in a long term romantic relationship, I have never had sex, I have never had any success with women.
We know. Sit down.
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:08 am to
The reason I even decided to post this was because I am going through some deep soul searching right now.

Part of me is just considering putting the final nail in the coffin of my love life and getting a vasectomy. I don't want kids but I would like a relationship and I know after a vasectomy that gets a lot harder, so it would probably end any chance of a love life. That is what has spawned this inward looking reveal.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:08 am to
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The internet has made me so jaded and cynical that I can't tell the difference between committed acting and genuine honesty. I want to say that someone's ego would prevent them from ever revealing such terrible personal insights, thus, trolling, but modern society is so incredibly schizo-fricked that it wouldn't surprise me if this was real.
Yeah. Seems kinda real. I wish him well in life. Don't know why anyone would get that personal in a serious way on here.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:08 am to
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See the problem I have is that my lack of sexual experience now is such a factor in my mind even if I go on a date I'm going to be nervous because of that. My lack of sexual experience makes it harder for me to actually get it, so it's a never ending cycle.


I know some women that would frick you just for the story of popping the cherry of a 30 year old.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:09 am to
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See the problem I have is that my lack of sexual experience now is such a factor in my mind even if I go on a date I'm going to be nervous because of that. My lack of sexual experience makes it harder for me to actually get it, so it's a never ending cycle.



In the event that this isn't a really good troll:

Pleasing women isn't difficult, at least in terms of sexual interaction. Look up some videos on how to eat pussy and where things are. All you have to do is be enthusiastic and slightly competent and you'll go far.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:20 am
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
39990 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:09 am to
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My Apology to the Board for my Conduct



quote:

AnarchySupporter




Apologizing doesn't sound very Anarchist.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:10 am to
I don't know if this is truly political but there are certain people that don't have sex, ever. It might satisfy you to know that you have a right to choose and make decisions. Sex may not be that important to you. Or it may just be so important to you that your constant thinking on it stresses you out. Women don't like that. And to keep this political, Democrat, Republican, Independent Women don't like that.
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:10 am to
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I know some women that would frick you just for the story of popping the cherry of a 30 year old.


Except I don't really like the idea of pity sex. I would like it to actually mean something.

I think if that happened I would always wonder if that women went off and just started laughing at me in front of her friends.
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:12 am to
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Pleasing women isn't difficult, at least in terms of sexual interaction. Look up some videos on how to eat pussy and where things are. All you have to do is show be enthusiastic and slightly competent and you'll go far.
LINK
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72023 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:12 am to
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Except I don't really like the idea of pity sex. I would like it to actually mean something.


Stop right there.

Right now, you just need sex. Don't label it.

Do the deed once, and then go from there.
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:13 am to
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And to keep this political, Democrat, Republican, Independent Women don't like that.


Well to keep it somewhat political I wanted to post this for a lot of democrats, especially feminists to see. I want them to see what feminism has done to many men, myself included. Maybe it'll change some minds on it.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29409 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:14 am to
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I just turned 33 a month ago.
Aw hell man, you're still young. You've still got 40 years of potential pussy plowing ahead of you.

I wish I had a simple answer for you on how to seduce women. I've been lucky. I've always had "game" and have been slaying poon since I was 14.

Confidence and a good sense humor go a long ways in the seduction game.

You need to talk to a therapist also.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:15 am
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:14 am to
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Part of me is just considering putting the final nail in the coffin of my love life and getting a vasectomy.


Okay. Poli board is here to help.

First, if you're not having sex you don't need a vasectomy. End of story.

Second, if you have a vasectomy what are you going to do put it on a billboard to try to attract women? They already have birth control so they got that solved.

Third, I think you need to get off the internet for about three months. Enjoy the change of seasons. This is when girls are most active. Spring!
Posted by AnarchySupporter
Member since Dec 2016
383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:15 am to
I will say I kind of wonder whether never having sex is why I feel angry at times and more than anything, why in the last 2 or 3 years I've just become so irritable.

That is one other change I've noticed in myself, I'm just not relaxed anymore. I'll snap at someone who doesn't say the right thing and whereas in the past I would never complain to a manager regarding bad customer service I do it all the time now. I used to be a nicer person.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:15 am to
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I would like it to actually mean something.


Unless, by some miraculous happening, you find a fellow virgin whom you adore, and this feeling is reciprocated, it's not going to be meaningful other than busting off a 33 year load.

You're putting sex on a pedestal that it really doesn't deserve.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:16 am to
And your problem isn't feminism, it's you. Stop blaming other people and ideologies for your own failings. Take some fricking responsibility for yourself.

Women like men that don't yell at clouds.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:17 am to
Dude, literally:

1) save $2,500

2) buy airplane ticket ($1800) to Thailand, phuket preferably, avoid Bangkok...

3) use the $300 on the hotel room for a week, ball with some expats, tell them you never banged girls, and you're looking for a nice girl to hook up with...

4) he hooks you up, you bang 5 days straight


Get the frick over your idealistic vision of the world and use your equipment for what it's meant for...

It doesn't take long before old man stuff sets in...

American girls suck, even in England, you can talk to a chick and dance with her for a few hours and you're getting lucky.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:17 am to
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I will say I kind of wonder whether never having sex is why I feel angry at times and more than anything, why in the last 2 or 3 years I've just become so irritable.


Heather, yoga, tigerlite?

Just go frick something that isn't your daddy.
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