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re: Me and the wife are off work today, I'm on the couch cat napping and she's watching Ellen.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:09 pm to Bass Tiger
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:09 pm to Bass Tiger
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Yeah, she watches all of that BS! ET, DWTS, AGT, So You Think You Can Dance, Bachelor/Bachelorette etc. What can you do, to each their own.
You can make her change the channel. Jesus dude grow some balls.
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Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:11 pm to Seldom Seen
His wife cut them off while he was napping.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:12 pm to Bass Tiger
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Me and the wife are unemployed cashing welfare checks instead of working
FIFY
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:36 pm to northshorebamaman
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I love how every time Ellen or the View or something like that is mentioned, the poster feels like they have to provide an elaborate explanation as to why they were watching.
You were watching Ellen, bruh. Who cares why? No judging from me.
You got me you sonsabitch, I'm watching ET right now, I'm so damn envious of Taylor Swift!!
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:38 pm to Ostrich
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Me and the wife are off work today, I'm on the couch cat napping and she's watching Ellen.
Believe me, I would have rather been at work, the family had a funeral to attend this morning.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:41 pm to Revelator
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Your wife huh?
What? You gotta believe me! I'm more of a Graham Norton type.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:46 pm to Bass Tiger
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You got me you sonsabitch, I'm watching ET right now, I'm so damn envious of Taylor Swift!!
You missed my point. I don't doubt your story but why you were watching isn't germane to your point and telling us serves no purpose other than to preemptively deflect any jokes you might get for watching. I'm telling you that we're all just strangers on the internet and there's no need to explain to me or anyone else why you were watching. We don't care. Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:47 pm to bigwheel
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You need to bitchslap your wife, for watching that BS
I try to shame her by making condescending/snarky remarks while she watching this garbage but it doesn't matter. Hell, the woman is 54 yrs old and still listens to Top 40 radio. How does anyone in their 50's relate to the BS music today.
Other than her preference for fricked up Pop Music and the Hollywood weirdo shite she's a very fine wife.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:50 pm to Clark14
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I remember when she came out,no big deal.But then she made her show about her being a victim because someone didn't want her to babysit because she was a lesbo.
I was done with her then.Be whatever you want to be but don't expect me to allow you to rub my nose in it.It's none of my business anyway.If you don't like how I feel,don't make it my business.
You pretty much stated my stance on the LGBTQ..XYZ BS!
I don't care WTF people do, just don't expect the vast majority of Americans to lift your lifestyle up as completely normal and advocate on your behalf.
AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN ELLEN!!!
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:51 pm to Bass Tiger
Tell her you are ashamed and embarrassed that she is a couch potatoe and is the Governments wet dream?
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:52 pm to Loserman
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I suppose that you live at the intersection of gay and fig street!
I live just off Lovers Lane in a cul de sac called Rim Circle!
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:52 pm to Bass Tiger
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:55 pm to shinerfan
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You need a hobby man. I'd recommend golf or fishing but shooting heroin works too.
I almost went down to the cave to crank up the Les Paul and the Marshall 100W SLP, she always digs that window rattling shite while she trying to watch TV.
This post was edited on 8/25/17 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:56 pm to DisplacedBuckeye
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I'm on the couch cat napping
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Your wife was watching Ellen talk about coming out, and this is still the gayest thing in your post.
Ha!
Posted on 8/25/17 at 7:08 pm to northshorebamaman
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You missed my point. I don't doubt your story but why you were watching isn't germane to your point and telling us serves no purpose other than to preemptively deflect any jokes you might get for watching. I'm telling you that we're all just strangers on the internet and there's no need to explain to me or anyone else why you were watching. We don't care.
Nah, I think y'all missed my point. The country's coming apart at the seams and we have these phony fricking TV/Hollywood types celebrating 20 yrs of Ellen coming out as a lesbian. The wife and her TV watching habits gives me the occasional glimpse into their sick arse world.
I probably won't see another episode of Ellen until similar circumstances occur, hopefully it won't be due to a death in the family which is why we were both off work today.
I'm sure most PT'ers know the OP was my attempt to use sarcasm to illustrate how crazy shite is in today's society.
This post was edited on 8/25/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 8/25/17 at 7:14 pm to Bass Tiger
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Nah, I think y'all missed my point.
So, I was sitting on the couch drinking my tea when I noticed it was almost out. My wife got up from doing homework and started walking for the kitchen. I asked her if she would get me a refill but I'm all out and since I'm the only one that drinks it I was going to have to make it myself. I didn't really feel like it so I just got some water and sat down to read the poliboard where I noticed that, yep, you definitely missed my point.
It's all good, though.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 7:20 pm to northshorebamaman
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So, I was sitting on the couch drinking my tea when I noticed it was almost out. My wife got up from doing homework and started walking for the kitchen. I asked her if she would get me a refill but I'm all out and since I'm the only one that drinks it I was going to have to make it myself. I didn't really feel like it so I just got some water and sat down to read the poliboard where I noticed that, yep, you definitely missed my point.
It's all good, though.
Oh I get what your saying now......., I think.
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