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Let's talk contact tracing
Posted on 4/28/20 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 4/28/20 at 3:54 pm
You come down with the virus. The authorities want you to tell them everywhere you've been and everyone you've been in contact with for the past 30 days.
What do you do?
I tell them to frick off.
What do you do?
I tell them to frick off.
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Posted on 4/28/20 at 3:56 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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The authorities want you to tell them everywhere you've been and everyone you've been in contact with for the past 30 days
"Been to your mom's house every day for the past 30 days."
Posted on 4/28/20 at 3:59 pm to Huey Lewis
New York hiring "Contact Tracers"
quote:
Contact Tracers
Jobs have been advertised for people with public health backgrounds to investigate and trace COVID-19 cases and contacts. The City is looking to hire 1,000 people by the end of May with an immediate start date.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:13 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
1200 state employees are re-assigned to contact tracing by Utah's Gov Herbert according to Mike Pence in a press conference last week. The article says 300 "volunteers", so the other 900 had no choice, I guess.
And National Guard personnel will also join the effort according to a Salt Lake Tribune article 4/27/20:
"Utah Guard soldiers bring their language skills to a new battlefront"
"Utah National Guard’s 300th Military Intelligence Brigade."
LINK
And National Guard personnel will also join the effort according to a Salt Lake Tribune article 4/27/20:
"Utah Guard soldiers bring their language skills to a new battlefront"
"Utah National Guard’s 300th Military Intelligence Brigade."
LINK
This post was edited on 4/28/20 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:19 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Guess I’ll skip that test then...
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:19 pm to Buckeye Jeaux
I imagine this could get sticky for some people.
"I think her name was Destiny. Or maybe Brittney. You're not going to tell my wife are you?"
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:27 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Contact tracing. Let's say you found out later you were positive after you have taken a full flight to New York then hop on a crowded subway after said flight.
Yeah Right
Yeah Right
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:30 pm to Chief One Word
The idea of contact tracing has no place in a virus with sub-1 percent death rates.
That's something from a movie where the virus is a death sentence and they are racing the clock trying to stop it.
Ebola? Maybe.
China virus? Negative
That's something from a movie where the virus is a death sentence and they are racing the clock trying to stop it.
Ebola? Maybe.
China virus? Negative
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:31 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Everyone with side chicks, check into this thread.
Stay at home makes it hard on the side chick life.
Stay at home makes it hard on the side chick life.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:32 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
They will look back at your phone's/car's GPS data. Big Brotha.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:43 pm to Crimson Wraith
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They will look back at your phone's/car's GPS data. Big Brotha.
Exactly. It’s cute they’re playing coy and all, but if they wanna know, they’ll find out with or without your permission.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:44 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
At some point the government is going to say “it’s too difficult to contact trace this way” and “for the safety of our citizens we need complete access to cell phone location histories.”
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:46 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Ebola? Maybe.
It feels gross that anyone would think any level of bug would justify government overreach, but OK
Posted on 4/28/20 at 5:01 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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The idea of contact tracing has no place in a virus with sub-1 percent death rates.
No place in a virus spread through the air. It's not like HIV and tracing sexual contacts or needle sharing. This is more stupidity.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 5:02 pm to Jon Ham
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At some point the government is going to say “it’s too difficult to contact trace this way” and “for the safety of our citizens we need complete access to cell phone location histories.”
And email accounts and passwords (which they already have, anyway)
This post was edited on 4/28/20 at 5:04 pm
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