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I'm running for President in 2020

Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:38 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:38 pm
I'll be 35 by then and will have my name on the ballot in Louisiana.

I'm a conservative gun owner who hunts and will blast away any unlawful intruder in my home. I attend church semi-regularly and always on Christmas and Easter, I count down the days to payday because I need the money, I pay my bills on time every time, and I have never done any illegal drug in my life. I have only a bachelors degree from LSU, I hunt, fish, and like to mow my own grass (and my wife's too ). I enjoy the NSFW and babe threads on the OT (and have made a few too). I drive a truck without nuts and it's paid for.

I want school choice so my son doesn't have to attend school with idiot troublemakers just because we can't afford to live with the Jones's. I'm against abortion because I have a heart, and I used to be liberal before I woke up and smelled the real world. I'm seriously going to look into if there's a way for me to slip in "TDsngumbo" in my name on the ballot.

TDsngumbo 2020

Who's with me?
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 3:42 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:41 pm to
Sure. I'll write in your name on the ballot in Texas. What is it again?
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1122 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:41 pm to
But, most importantly, would you take 2 scoops of ice cream when everyone else on your staff gets 1?

These are the things that are important now.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118862 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:42 pm to
You sound like a real American.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:42 pm to
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But, most importantly, would you take 2 scoops of ice cream when everyone else on your staff gets 1?

If those frickers only deserve 1 scoop then that's what they will get. Nobody rides for free in this campaign.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79238 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:42 pm to
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I enjoy the NSFW and babe threads on the OT


You got my vote. Oh, and I want to be your Communications Director.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21920 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:43 pm to
I'll be happy to shoot at you until you get a Secret Service detail.

Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:43 pm to
Do you have a dog? If so, what breed? Does it sleep in the bed with you?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:45 pm to
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Do you have a dog? If so, what breed?

Yes, but I'm not sure what breed. I just call her Mrs. Zach.
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Does it sleep in the bed with you?

Only when she wants my bone.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:51 pm to
Sorry, humor level of a 9 year old doesn't work.
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
15048 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:55 pm to
What would you do about North Korea?

What is your position on Net Neutrality?

What is your position on NAFTA and why? Also about the Trans Pacific Partnership.

How would you reform health care? What should we do about people with pre-existing conditions? What do you suggest we do about drug prices or should we just say, let the market decide and if the maker of epi-pens increases the cost and people can't afford them, let em suffer?

Lastly...

Do you believe anything should be done to fight against the vast amounts being poured into elections (President, House, Senate, Governor, etc) by lobbyists, groups and rich individuals or should things remain the way they are regarding campaign spending.

Thanks in advance!



This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 3:58 pm
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:55 pm to
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I'm a conservative gun owner who hunts and will blast away any unlawful intruder in my home. I attend church semi-regularly and always on Christmas and Easter, I count down the days to payday because I need the money, I pay my bills on time every time, and I have never done any illegal drug in my life. I have only a bachelors degree from LSU, I hunt, fish, and like to mow my own grass (and my wife's too ). I enjoy the NSFW and babe threads on the OT (and have made a few too). I drive a truck without nuts and it's paid for.



Could you check and see if you are already in the Louisiana House of Representatives? I'm pretty sure you are.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20416 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:58 pm to
I'll vote for you if you make me U.S. Ambassador to the Commonwealth of Australia.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:58 pm to
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Sorry, humor level of a 9 year old doesn't work.

But Trump was ok.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:02 pm to
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But Trump was ok.


Trump is the wittiest president in modern US history. You wouldn't know it because you're stupid.
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10535 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:07 pm to
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Trump is the wittiest president in modern US history. You wouldn't know it because you're stupid.


He's playing 4D chess and everyone is playing checkers. Amirite?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13580 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

But, most importantly, would you take 2 scoops of ice cream when everyone else on your staff gets 1?

These are the things that are important now.




Not only should he get 2 scoops he should add a brownie and some chocolate and caramel sauce to it.

Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

What would you do about North Korea?

They've done enough and have been warned enough. One more test launch toward, over, or in the vicinity of an American ally and it's on.
quote:

What is your position on Net Neutrality?

Everyone should be able to surf the internet freely and without tiered costs for certain sites.
quote:

What is your position on NAFTA and why? Also about the Trans Pacific Partnership.

I'll have to get with my Communications Director, idlewatcher, and get back with you.
quote:

How would you reform health care? What should we do about people with pre-existing conditions? What do you suggest we do about drug prices or should we just say, let the market decide and if the maker of epi-pens increases the cost and people can't afford them, let em suffer?

I want healthcare to be competitive across state lines and even Canada. Pre-existing conditions will be accepted at a rate hike cap of 25%, with those rate hikes being tiered by condition. I don't have all the answers to healthcare, which is exactly why I would formulate a committee of the nation's best doctors and largest insurers' actuaries to formulate a plan to fix healthcare. Politicians will have no place on this committee. It will not satisfy everyone and some people are going to be pissed.
quote:

Do you believe anything should be done to fight against the vast amounts being poured into elections (President, House, Senate, Governor, etc) by lobbyists, groups and rich individuals or should things remain the way they are regarding campaign spending.

If someone wants to pour $5 trillion dollars into a campaign, let them. No airtime without full disclosure of where every dollar came from and where it went. This disclosure would have to be made public and up to date, to the day before the publication. If a candidate failed to comply, they're immediately disqualified from running for the position or any other office in the future.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:12 pm to
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Trump is the wittiest president in modern US history. You wouldn't know it because you're stupid.

Stop it. You're just mad because I called your wife a dog and told you she sleeps in my bed when she wants my bone. Go vote for the anti-tigerdroppings candidate, you fricking natzi.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41643 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:15 pm to
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I'll be happy to shoot at you until you get a Secret Service detail.

You better be a good shot, because I'm going to pull out my own gun and start shooting back.
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