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I owe my very existence to Fidel Castro.

Posted on 11/28/16 at 5:36 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 5:36 pm
My dad's best friend in college was Cuban and his family fled Cuba for the United States when he was a teenager.

He introduced my dad to my mom as he was a mutual friend.

So screw you, Fidel Castro. But thanks.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 5:38 pm to
CSB if true. Really.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45195 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 5:42 pm to
Yea my grandparents came over pre-Castro so double frick him
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69896 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 5:44 pm to
I lived in South Florida in the early 80's, so Triple frick him
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11564 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:01 pm to
I love Cuban sandwiches. So, quadruple frick him.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4439 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:03 pm to
I'll drink a double rum and Coke to thatz
Posted by WarBuzzard
Bammer
Member since Oct 2016
910 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:05 pm to
I hate filthy communists so may he be double buttfricked by all the Mandingos in hell.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31633 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:07 pm to
I owe mines to Miller Light.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

My dad's best friend in college was Cuban and his family fled Cuba for the United States when he was a teenager.

He introduced my dad to my mom as he was a mutual friend.


Your Dad "Ricky Ricardo'd" your mom, she had no chance.

I wonder if he ever sang Babaloo or Lady in Red to her. No offense because I am talking about your Mom, but that would likely drop the panties right there.
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14414 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:09 pm to
I like ice cubes so quintuple frick him
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:12 pm to
Well, I guess I technically owe my existence to Hitler since my grandfather fought in WWII and probably wouldn't have met my grandmother if that were the case, but I don't particularly care.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:24 pm to
I met a Cuban chick, the daughter of refugees. I fricked her.

So muchas gracias, Fidel.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

I like ice cubes so quintuple frick him


Mark Cuban is a dork, so penta-tuple frick him!
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:45 pm to
Is there any thing smoother or richer than Cuban Coffee, Screw Castro
This post was edited on 11/28/16 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79616 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 6:52 pm to
My grandparents met during WWII. I owe my existence to Admiral Yamamoto.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

My grandparents met during WWII. I owe my existence to Admiral Yamamoto.


Domo arigato, Admiral Yamamoto.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70879 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 7:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/14/21 at 12:38 pm
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11175 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 7:54 pm to
The best friend is probably your real dad.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16157 posts
Posted on 11/28/16 at 8:28 pm to
Well my dad and family fled Cuba when Castro took over. No way he would've met my mom otherwise.

I guess I owe my existence to him too.
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