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Had dinner tonight with Walt Cunningham, Apollo 7 Astronaut

Posted on 12/15/16 at 10:56 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 10:56 pm
I was in Houston for business today, and one of the guys I work with was a former NSA White House operative to Reagan and Clinton. I've mentioned him on here previously. I had others from my company in, too. Anyway, the guy set up a dinner with a buddy of his, Walt Cunningham, who was an astronaut on Apollo 7. This was the first manned Apollo mission after the disastrous fire that took the lives of astronauts Grissom, White and Chaffee. Walt was the Lunar Module pilot on this flight. These guys had to have balls of steel to know that the entire future of the space program hinged on their success.

The guy was sharp as a tack for 84 years old. He actually is a physicist and ex-Marine fighter pilot. He had opinions on quite a few issues, such as:

Man made global warming:"bullshite. The current parts per million of 400 that has climatologists claiming it causes warming is wrong, and that onboard the Apollo mission, the tolerance was 9000 parts per million, later reduced to 5000, raised to 10,000 for the shuttle and now back to 7500 for the International Space Station." Now maybe that's an apples to oranges comparison, but it's what he offered.

Snowflakes: "These people need to be engaged at every opportunity. They live in a state of unreality and have no appreciation of sacrifice for the country or of how to work with people who see things differently that you do. Wally Schirra (commander of Apollo 7) was a pure a-hole, but we worked together towards a unifying purpose. That's what people today seem to miss. A unifying purpose for the welfare of the country. All they care about, today, is how things impact them. Well, how about 'how the frick does your selfishness impact everybody else?' I tell you, it's time we acted like Israel and make sure that everyone has skin in the game for the bettermment of this country before it's too late for all of us."

Finally, we were all drinking, so one of the questions one of the guys asked him Walt said he'd never been asked before. "Do astronauts jerk off in space, and if they do, what do they do with the jizz?"

He just looked the guy in the eye and said (laughing with a big smile), "That's none of your fricking business!" We all laughed.

When we left, the valet brought this 84 year old man his car. A 2015 Corvette Z07. He looked at us as the valet handed him the key and said, "What? You expect an astronaut to drive a Lexus?"

Damn it, they just don't make real men like this anymore, guys that would sit on top of a 363 foot tall rocket.

Walt Cunningham
Posted by SoulGlo
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 10:59 pm to
I bet it would be a pretty big O if you finished at liftoff.
Posted by Bourre
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:01 pm to
CSB. Seriously, CSB
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:01 pm to
This first flight of the Apollo program, for the moment, set aside fears and concerns after the deaths of Grissom, White and Chaffee on the pad during the plugs out test of Apollo 1, so the entire final phase of America's race to the moon owe a great debt to the brave crew of Apollo 7 - forever known as Wally, Walt and Whatshisname.

Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:02 pm to
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Whatshisname.


Donn Eisele
Posted by BamaScoop
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:05 pm to
That is a real life cool fricking story bro, I am jealous!
Posted by Rakim
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:08 pm to


Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:10 pm to
Oh, and when he was a Marine, and stationed in Japan, his outfit had to climb Mt. Fuji from bottom to top, during the night and had to be at the peak at sunrise. That's over 12,000'.

frick, I get tired climbing four flights of stairs!
Posted by TheFonz
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:20 pm to
His autobiography, The All-American Boys, was a great read. NASA did him a disservice by not flying him again after Apollo 7. Schirra was the insegator of that "mutiny" and screwed over Cunningham's and Eisele's career in the process.
This post was edited on 12/15/16 at 11:21 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:20 pm to
These guys are brilliant and badass, that's a rare combination!
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 12/15/16 at 11:47 pm to
Upvoted ... thanks for sharing.

Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 12:00 am to
A couple of friends who have met him said he's really cool and personable. I'm jealous of the chance to shoot the shite with him.
Posted by TexasTiger89
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:33 am to
Now that's a cool story.
Posted by GeauxDoc
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:43 am to
Hell of a post...thanks for sharing that story.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:02 am to
Great story and life experience.
Posted by Da Sheik
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:04 am to
Did you ask him about UFOs?
Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:07 am to
How could you not ask about aliens? That would be my first question.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:29 am to
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:29 am to
quote:

How could you not ask about aliens? That would be my first question.

Exactly
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45754 posts
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:12 am to
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Exactly
When my co-worker said he had a 'serious' question to ask, Walt said, "Jeez, I hope it's not about aliens." and when he asked his funny question about jerking off in space we were laughing so hard about it that nobody actually asked. Oh, well.

Another interesting story he told was about the astronauts watches. They were all Omega Speedmasters and when they originally purchased for the Apollo program, they purchased over twenty of them. He was given #7. The numbers were inscribed on them. After the mission, he and all the other astronauts were suppose to turn in their watches (Federal property and all).Instead, he wanted to keep the watch that went into space, so he went and purchased another and turned it in to the guy he was supposed to, and this guy was going to engrave it with the number 7.

Five years passed and he got busted. NASA sent him a registered demand letter. The guy had forgotten to put #7 on the watch, and somebody performed an inventory and figured it out.

We did talk about John Glenn and his upcoming funeral. He got a little wispy-eyed. Said this would be the first year that he hasn't received a Christmas card from him. He said he was a good man, a straight arrow boy scout, and it always pissed him off that Glenn was the first Marine in space (Walt was the second) because Glenn always reminded him jokingly. We asked if he was going to the funeral and he said he and some of the other old timers talked and decided not to make a media show of it, and will visit his grave after the media dies down.

He did take my address and said he was sending me a signed copy of his book. How cool s that?
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