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Goodbye ISIS, Hello Losers

Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:24 am
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:24 am
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President Trump just gave ISIS its new name: Losers. (Short for Evil Losers).

If you think that’s no big deal, you’re wrong. It’s a big deal. This is – literally – weapons-grade persuasion from the most powerful Master Persuader of our time.

As I have taught you in this blog, President Trump’s clever nicknames for people are not random. They are deeply engineered for visual impact and future confirmation bias.

In this case, the visuals will be provided by future terror attacks. That reinforces the “evil” part, obviously. But more importantly, the Losers will be doing nothing but losing on the battlefield from now until “annihilation.” They are surrounded, and the clock is ticking. Oh, and the press isn’t allowed to watch the final battles. In other words, we won’t need to build new holding cells on Guantanamo Bay this time. No press means no prisoners, if you know what I mean. (American soldiers won’t be shooting the prisoners. We have allies for that sort of thing.)

As you know, “annihilation” of the Losers in Loserdom won’t stop the loser’s ideas from spreading. You still have to kill the ideas. And that takes persuasion, not bullets. President Trump just mapped out the persuasion solution: Evil Losers.

Quickly, name one other way you could label/insult the Losers that would be as powerful as the word Loser. You can’t do it with any other name or insult that is also repeatable in polite company.

What kinds of people join the Losers? Mostly young males. And you know what brand young males do not want on them? Right: Losers.

If you call them monsters, they like it. If you call them ISIS or ISIL they put it on a flag and wave it around. If you call them non-Muslim, it just rolls off their backs because they have Korans and stuff. Almost any other “brand” you can imagine is either inert or beneficial to Loser recruitment.

Loser is different. No one joins the Loser movement. Try at home, with your family or friends, to concoct a more effective brand poisoning than Loser. You probably can’t. Remember, your brand has to fit with future confirmation evidence. The Losers on the battlefield will continue to be losing, so the brand is engineered to get stickier over time. Your alternative idea for a brand solution has to have that quality of future confirmation too. Good luck finding a better persuasion brand.

This is not accidental. President Trump does (laugh if you will) have the best words, at least for this sort of thing. He’s proven it over and over. Just ask Jeb, Ted, and HIllary.


As a mental experiment, imagine the CEOs of the major browser companies, including Google, Apple, Microsoft, and the open source products getting together to stop the spread of Loser propaganda. They could collectively decide to program their browsers to auto-convert ISIS or Al-Quaeda or other cool terror names to Evil Losers. If all the browser products agree, that’s all your teenager in Europe will see as he tries to self-radicalize. That would, in time, end recruitment for Losers.

An hour ago you believed there was no way to stop the spread of the ideas behind terrorism. I just told you how to do it by the end of the week. While I don’t expect the browser companies to take my suggestion, I do expect some of you will realize for the first time how winnable the war of ideas is.

So long as your Commander in Chief is also a Master Persuader.

Otherwise you’re out of luck.

America, as it turns out, has lots of luck left in it.

You haven’t seen anything yet. We’re just getting started.

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Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79230 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:25 am to
I actually appreciate Trump's use of "losers"

But that article is weird fan worship
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:27 am to
I'm sure whomever wrote this hillllllarious piece thinks Obama was the greatest leader of our generation.


*fixed glaring grammatical error to avoid confusion
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 11:48 am
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:31 am to
quote:

An hour ago you believed there was no way to stop the spread of the ideas behind terrorism. I just told you how to do it by the end of the week.
Well why did Adams hold out for this long; he could have told Trump do this immediately, when he began shilling for him, instead of waiting Trump to discover it. Trump has a lot on his plate; Adams could have helped him out.

This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 11:36 am
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:31 am to
It only seems weird if you haven't been following Scott Adams for the last 1.5 years. He focuses totally on persuasion. For example he spoke highly of Hillary when her campaign used the persuasion word "dark" and criticized her campaign when she had persuasion failures, like "Love Trumps Hate".
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Well why did Adams hold out for this long; he could have told Trump do this immediately, when he began shilling for him, instead of waiting Trump to discover it. Trump.jas a lot on his plate; Adams could have helped him out.


Words are not persuasive in a vacuum. Timing is critical.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45220 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Well why did Adams hold out for this long; he could have told Trump do this immediately, when he began shilling for him, instead of waiting Trump to discover it. Trump has a lot on his plate; Adams could have helped him out.



Because he concedes that Trump is 'The Greatest Persuader of Our Time'
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78089 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:38 am to
Love Scott Adams! He wrote this up fast since Trump just used that word at like 4am for the first time.
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3423 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I'm sure whoever who wrote this hillllllarious piece thinks Obama was the greatest leader of our generation.


I don't know about "greatest leader of our generation," but he did say good things about Obama's ability to persuade.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Words are not persuasive in a vacuum. Timing is critical.
Yeah, and I have no problem with Trump calling them "evil losers" since that is what they are. To think that is going to "stop the spread of the ideas" is just asinine.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78089 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I'm sure whoever who wrote this hillllllarious piece


quote:

whoever wrote


quote:

whoever


know how i know you didnt read the OP?
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 11:40 am
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:41 am to
Based Dilbert merchant
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21876 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:42 am to
Isis is done its over
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:44 am to
The Dilbert dork who wrote that outkicked the coverage more than anyone who probably has ever lived. I'm not gonna post a pic because you guys need to see lots of pics of his broad so do a google search, it's hilarious.

ETA: Fine here is a link to a few of hers but it's hilarious seeing them together LINK
This post was edited on 5/23/17 at 11:48 am
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20409 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:45 am to
I approve, and this should be embraced across political spectrums.

Don't give them a mysterious, ominous sounding title, or any respect. Treat them with the scorn and contempt they deserve.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:45 am to
quote:

didnt

I failed to do an acceptable job proofreading my post before I clicked "submit"

Sue me
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45220 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:45 am to
I've posted her pics before. Fire
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78089 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:50 am to
quote:


ETA: Fine here is a link to a few of hers but it's hilarious seeing them togethe
you jelly?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118823 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:52 am to
quote:

buckeye_vol


What are your ideas to persuade young males from following the path of radical Islam?
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 5/23/17 at 11:56 am to
quote:

What are your ideas to persuade young males from following the path of radical Islam?
I don't know. Evil losers can't hurt, but it's ridiculous to argue that it will somehow stop the spread of ideas that are endorsed by the list irrational of individuals.

They are willing to kill themsleves, and murder children, for their irrational cause, but somehow they are going to draw the line at being called an evil loser?
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