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German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated customers
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:09 am
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:09 am
Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated. As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease. In a statement, the association said:
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Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.
'Close encounters in closed rooms' – what a fabulous German euphemism for assisted suicide. The term '2G' meanwhile refers to a system which only allows free movement for leisure activities for the geimpft oder genese— 'vaccinated or recovered.' God forbid that a person without the jab should try to end it all – talk about a vaccine passport to the afterlife...
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Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.
'Close encounters in closed rooms' – what a fabulous German euphemism for assisted suicide. The term '2G' meanwhile refers to a system which only allows free movement for leisure activities for the geimpft oder genese— 'vaccinated or recovered.' God forbid that a person without the jab should try to end it all – talk about a vaccine passport to the afterlife...
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Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:20 am to autauga
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This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 5:31 am
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:22 am to autauga
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Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated.
This feels like a rule written by Pfizer.
"Doc, I'm terminal and want to die."
"Sure, have you had your full compliment of Covid Vaccines yet?"
"No, as I said...I'm terminal and want to die, so taking additional vaccines seems, well...fricking stupid and a waste of time and money."
"I can't kill you unless you take this vaccine first."
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:28 am to autauga
Remember the MASH episode where Colonel Flagg wanted Hawkeye and Trapper to save the life of a NORK prisoner so he could execute him? Comedy has come to life in Germany.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:31 am to autauga
Seriously thought this was a Bee article. I currently hate humanity.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:32 am to autauga
The Bee or Not The Bee, that is the question.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:38 am to GeauxTigerTM
. . . “or if you want to DYI, just take the Pfizer vaccine, you will likely be dead from heart failure or blood clots by the 3rd booster and the government pays the bill” ??
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:41 am to autauga
People are such babies.
You wanna die? Do it. There are a thousand easy ways to kill yourself that don't require another person.
BTW - once another person administers the lethal dose, it is no longer suicide. It is homicide.
You wanna die? Do it. There are a thousand easy ways to kill yourself that don't require another person.
BTW - once another person administers the lethal dose, it is no longer suicide. It is homicide.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:48 am to autauga
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you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:59 am to autauga
Is this like lice and German ovens?
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:00 pm to autauga
Why not just test them before?
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:02 pm to autauga
Why pay to kill yourself when you can get the clot shot from your government for free and it will do the same thing.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:07 pm to mtntiger
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People are such babies.
You wanna die? Do it. There are a thousand easy ways to kill yourself that don't require another person.
Exactly.
Forcing someone else to take part is just being a selfish a-hole.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:24 pm to autauga
Gotta admire German efficiency. They're squeezing every last dime out for Big Pharma.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:39 pm to autauga
Horsesh*t German Euthanasia Association claim:
"[Unvaxxed and their cooties' are ] breeding ground for coronavirus transmission."
GTHOOH
"[Unvaxxed and their cooties' are ] breeding ground for coronavirus transmission."
GTHOOH
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:23 pm to Von
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Gotta admire German efficiency. They're squeezing every last dime out for Big Pharma.
Ummm, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.
Just like here, German pols pay big pharma for the shots using tax dollars. A portion of those tax dollars are then funneled to the polls as "donations."
Money laundering at its finest.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:26 pm to autauga
Sounds like the Babylon Bee.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:28 pm to autauga
They have suicide clinics? Let's send the libs there.
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:34 pm to autauga
Dr. Kevorkian would do a face palm.
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