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German euthanasia clinics refusing unvaccinated customers

Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:09 am
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
3654 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:09 am
Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated. As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease. In a statement, the association said:


Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.

'Close encounters in closed rooms' – what a fabulous German euphemism for assisted suicide. The term '2G' meanwhile refers to a system which only allows free movement for leisure activities for the geimpft oder genese— 'vaccinated or recovered.' God forbid that a person without the jab should try to end it all – talk about a vaccine passport to the afterlife...

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Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48923 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:10 am to
Peak clown world
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:20 am to
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This post was edited on 2/14/22 at 5:31 am
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated.


This feels like a rule written by Pfizer.

"Doc, I'm terminal and want to die."

"Sure, have you had your full compliment of Covid Vaccines yet?"

"No, as I said...I'm terminal and want to die, so taking additional vaccines seems, well...fricking stupid and a waste of time and money."

"I can't kill you unless you take this vaccine first."
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57221 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:28 am to
Remember the MASH episode where Colonel Flagg wanted Hawkeye and Trapper to save the life of a NORK prisoner so he could execute him? Comedy has come to life in Germany.
Posted by jb21lsu
NWLA
Member since Mar 2018
2632 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:31 am to
Seriously thought this was a Bee article. I currently hate humanity.
Posted by lagallifrey
Member since Dec 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:32 am to
The Bee or Not The Bee, that is the question.
Posted by bizeagle
Member since May 2020
1167 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 10:38 am to
. . . “or if you want to DYI, just take the Pfizer vaccine, you will likely be dead from heart failure or blood clots by the 3rd booster and the government pays the bill” ??
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26640 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:41 am to
People are such babies.

You wanna die? Do it. There are a thousand easy ways to kill yourself that don't require another person.

BTW - once another person administers the lethal dose, it is no longer suicide. It is homicide.
Posted by BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
Member since May 2019
7039 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:48 am to
quote:

you can't kill yourself now unless you've been vaccinated.


Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31499 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 11:59 am to
Is this like lice and German ovens?
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10384 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:00 pm to
Why not just test them before?
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
3691 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:02 pm to
Why pay to kill yourself when you can get the clot shot from your government for free and it will do the same thing.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71083 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

People are such babies.

You wanna die? Do it. There are a thousand easy ways to kill yourself that don't require another person.



Exactly.

Forcing someone else to take part is just being a selfish a-hole.
Posted by Von
Wichita Falls, TX
Member since Feb 2019
1882 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:24 pm to
Gotta admire German efficiency. They're squeezing every last dime out for Big Pharma.
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8463 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 12:39 pm to
Horsesh*t German Euthanasia Association claim:

"[Unvaxxed and their cooties' are ] breeding ground for coronavirus transmission."

GTHOOH
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26640 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Gotta admire German efficiency. They're squeezing every last dime out for Big Pharma.




Ummm, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

Just like here, German pols pay big pharma for the shots using tax dollars. A portion of those tax dollars are then funneled to the polls as "donations."

Money laundering at its finest.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19507 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:26 pm to
Sounds like the Babylon Bee.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26782 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:28 pm to
They have suicide clinics? Let's send the libs there.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 11/26/21 at 1:34 pm to
Dr. Kevorkian would do a face palm.

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