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Emily Compagno knows what it’s like to run in peanut butter

Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:30 pm
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8841 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:30 pm
She just said so on the Five.

That lead to some other visions on my part.





This post was edited on 7/3/20 at 4:31 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13153 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:40 pm to
I'd drink her bath water.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89485 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:41 pm to
I would do everything to her.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18855 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:41 pm to
I had a peanut butter joke, but it's too gross for this forum.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:42 pm to
I really like Emily Compagno but it's off putting how she smiles for damn near everything that's being reported or being talked about on air.

There could be grim news being reported like earthquake in Mexico, grandma being robbed or a hurricane in Florida with a very likely risk of flooding and she's still smiling the biggest smile ever.

Just weird.

She's exceptionally gorgeous though. Would gladly date.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25789 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:42 pm to
Id eat her used toilet paper
This post was edited on 7/3/20 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Conner4real
Earth
Member since Sep 2017
455 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:51 pm to
would hammer the frick out of
Posted by UHadMeAtMeatTornado
TX
Member since Aug 2012
273 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:54 pm to
As long as I have a face, she will always have a place to sit.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29673 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:56 pm to
Nice arms. I wish I could frick her biceps.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Id eat her used toilet paper


Ok, ill just bang her while you are eating her toilet paper.
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8841 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:58 pm to
I love her but...
quote:

Id eat her used toilet paper

Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8841 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Ok, ill just bang her while you are eating her toilet paper.

Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18855 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:00 pm to
well, maybe my joke wasn't that bad.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:01 pm to
Would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:01 pm to
Id crawl through aids infected glass shards in a COVID hospital unit just to have a chance to buy a raffle ticket to sniff her dirty sportsbra
Posted by westide
Bamala
Member since Sep 2014
2882 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:02 pm to
I will volunteer to lick the peanut butter off even though I have a peanut allergy.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

I'd drink her bath water.


....I wouldn't drink her bath water, but I'd gladly stuff her bird.



And it wouldn't even have to be Thanksgiving, either.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24726 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

it's off putting how she smiles for damn near everything that's being reported or being talked about on air.


We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond who comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:03 pm to
I'd like to have a glass of iced tea with her
Posted by boomtown143
Merica
Member since May 2019
6682 posts
Posted on 7/3/20 at 5:06 pm to
Hands off, she's mine.
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